I'm old enough to be a boomer now

Herro~

After spending a lot of time trying to come up with some witty comment, probably using some dad-level pun with birds, I gave up.
So, hey!

Eyyyyy girl, you lookin' hella fine, mmm mmmmm. How bout you n me go out sumwher real nice, somewhere klassy fr a klassy laydee lyk yu?