birchman's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 4:12am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 7:37am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2020 @ 4:45pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2020 @ 4:54am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2020 @ 3:35am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2020 @ 9:39am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2020 @ 8:20am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 3:15am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2020 @ 7:09am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2020 @ 4:18pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 7:37am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2020 @ 3:43am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 4:32am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 4:37am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 4:44am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 3:50am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 5:04am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Unlocked 24 May, 2021 @ 5:08am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 5:52am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2020 @ 7:12am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 6:21am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2020 @ 12:17pm

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 8:27am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 8:18am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2020 @ 5:09am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2020 @ 2:11pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 4:13am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

Unlocked 15 May, 2021 @ 11:04am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!