Destiny 2, oh what a masterpiece of mediocrity. This game truly excels in its ability to disappoint even the most optimistic of players. From its captivating Lightfall storyline that rivals watching paint dry, to its exhilarating gameplay that feels like navigating through molasses, Destiny 2 sets the bar astonishingly low. But fear not, for its breathtaking microtransactions and endless grind provide an unparalleled sense of accomplishment - because who needs meaningful content when you can spend countless hours chasing after meaningless loot? So gather your friends, or enemies, or anyone who'll tolerate this slogfest, and prepare to embark on a journey filled with frustration, disappointment, and the occasional glimmer of regret for ever downloading this digital equivalent of a paperweight. Destiny 2: where the only thing more abundant than the bugs are the broken promises. Enjoy! Or don't.