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If you do not already have crippling depressing, you will after playing this game.

I don't really understand the overwhelming amount of hype behind this game. I bought this game to play with friends, and honestly I just absolutely hate it. I've never played the game solo, and always with a party. This only made the game a bit more fun, but it still won't change the boring non-engaging gameplay mechanics. Majority of the matches fall under one of the two scenarios:

1) You drop somewhere with a lot of other players, and you get rekt within minutes of landing
2) You drop somewhere sparsely populated, and you run around the huge, empty map for 30 minutes doing pretty much nothing, then all of a sudden you get killed unexpectedly out of nowhere

For most of the matchs, the amount of gunfight you're engaged in is very minimal, and you often die without getting any kills at all. This kind of gameplay is extremely boring to me.

From the technical point of view, PUBG has to be the buggiest game I have ever played. The game performs extremely poorly in general, as you often experiance significant FPS dips or freezes frequently occuring at random. The game would also sometime crashes for no apparent reason. The game servers themselves are often laggy at really inconvenient situations, and desync is a major issue often encountered frequently in a match as well. To top it off, I ALWAYS lag/desync whenever I get shot. How do you expect me to play a game that lags when you're dying?

Given these boring gameplay mechanics and horrible performance issues, I really do not understand how a game like this can even become so popular.

wow
so adore
many dogecoins
such pink shimapans
pervy shibe wow
game of the year pls

But as a serious review, the gameplay needs some significant improvements still.
-Mouse1 is the only button used to control the game. It would be better if there are more controls, such as the ability to crouch (for quickly diving back down from jumping).
-A lot of sections of the level are unreasonable and impossible to get by without getting hurt.
-It's very hard to tell which objects in the world collides with you, and which objects won't hurt you.
The only things keeping my review positive at the moment is the catchy music and cute doge. For a $1 game, those are all I really need anyways.

Do you like a lot of killing, a fast paced FPs, and a variety of challenging enemies? This game is right for you!
I personally quite enjoyed the game, as it brings back a lot of elements from older generation games such as the classic DOOMs and Quake. The singleplayer levels are nonlinear with a lot of secret areas you can explore. The game provides a large variety of distinct weapons to choose from, and the game is packed with killing every step of the way. The singleplayer alone will be guarenteed to eat up a good 12 hours of your life. Multiplayer is very similar to classic quake online and doom MP as well. It's decently fast paced and also heavily action packed. However, I can't really see myself playing the multiplayer mode too often, but you might certainly enjoy it more than I do!

The game could have a lot of potentials, but had some serious flaws with the fundamental game designs.
The biggest problem with the game is infinite spawning of enemy NPCs, and the respawn frequency is way too fast. If you want to enter an area that's heavily guarded, you cannot simply clear the area by sniping everyone while being stealthy. The enemies will spawn right back after about 30 seconds. If you're spotted by enemies while you're on a mission, you cannot simply go loud and kill everyone because more enemies will respawn around you right after. You can only run away from them and hide, and hope they'll forget about you. On top of the issue with infinite respawns, your health regenration rate is unresonably slow. The combination of the two problems made me hate the game pretty fast.

What's worse than playing with toxic and salty players in CS:GO? Paying $10 a month to play with players that are even more toxic and saltier than ever. As a limited time offer, the ESEA program will also constantly run in the background and monitor every kinky porn site you've been on. What a deal!

I feel pretty conflicted about this game, but I'm slightly leaning towards saying yes for recommendation.

The essential game mechanicals hasn't changed too much from Far Cry 4, but has added a few new elements to the game such as beast taming and having a beast side kick. These altered the gameplay quite a bit, it's definitely worth at least trying the game for what's new.

Because the game takes place in 10,000 BCE, classic far cry features such as vehicles and firearms are obviously not present. This is pretty bothersome for me, as you are now required to run from place to places across the maps. Although the game now has a lot of outposts/fast travel checkpoints, this is still quite tedious. You can unlock a skill that lets you ride your larger beasts, but that's not unlocked until quite a few hours into the gameplay typically. I'm also not a huge fan of non-firearm type weapons such as spears, arrows, and clubs, but they can still work somewhat well after practicing for a bit. Although the game has tons of main missions available, the overall story and plot development is a bit lacking to me.

Overall, I'd say buy the game when it's discounted on sales. The gameplay can get quite boring pretty fast for a lot of players who aren't big on stone age weapons, but it's still definitely fun to play for a few hours at the very least. The game may seem boring at first, but it gets more fun when you've added more citizens to your village.

I'm generally not a fan of 2D retrographics adventure games, but Undertale is the only exception I've ever made to this preference and I didn't regret it one bit.
The puzzles and fights are not too difficult, which is just the right amount to keep you engaged and wanting to find out what comes next.The game has an amazingly well written plot (with outcomes varying on your choices throughout the game), along with characters full of personalities that diverses from one another. Just be sure to learn how to SPARE characters properly in the beginning and don't start killing everyone who can't be spared immediately (unless that's your intention). The game isn't meant to be taken super seriously either, as the game and characters often make jokes with you to lighten up the mood. This makes Undertale a great game to play at the end of the day when you just need to relax and unwind.

Overall, I strongly recommend the game. Even if you don't like 2D adventure games like me, you should still play it for the amazing plot.

The only purpose served by this game is is pretty much a playable teaser for Phantom Pain.
This game contains ONE.SINGLE.STORY.MISSION that will take you about a hour to complete. That's it. You're better off saving your money and watch the gameplay video on youtube instead.

EDIT: As some of the diehard MGS fanboys has been complaining about, yes there are a few extra side ops after the single story mission. However, they do not contribute to the story at all, nor do they take as long to complete. Hence, there was absolutely no point to mention them at all.

This is the best instant messaging simulator you'll ever play. It made me feel less sh itty about my real life.