Be me: >Spawn on server with 150 people
>Make wooden spear
>Swim to Island
>Head shot guy who has semi rifle with my spear
>Escape island alive and take all of their pumpkins on the way
>Discover I killed the leader of the biggest clan and took their only gun(wipe day)
>Clan leader wants gun back and says the clan will spawn kill me if I don't give it back
>Realise they are serious
>Give gun back
>Befriend biggest clan on server, get to build on their island, and they constantly shower me with loot
>THE FRENCH ARE ATTACKING
>Craft 3 stone spears to help fend off the French
>Win
>War cry is "VISIT MY SHOP"
>People visit my shop which is also a trap base
>Clan leader visits trap base and dies
>Unfriended from clan, threatened to be spawn killed
>They gave me base codes and sleeping bags before I was unfriended
>C4 😉 Rockets 😉 Base codes 😉
>Kill clan leader with spear headshot, taking their last gun which is the same exact skinned semi rifle
>All of this actually happened