you are a very silly woman, now, where is my sandwich?

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Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can convert you in over infinity ways, and that's just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to non believers, but I also have access to the entire diddily bible collection if the Springfield bible college and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent you diddily doo satan worshiper. If only you could've known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you from the heavens, maybe you should've held your darn diddily fungaroo tongue. But you couldn't you didn't and now you're clean if all your sins, you widdily a kiddily neighborino. I will song hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You're farn foodily flank fiddily reborn kiddo-diddily.

What the darn-diddily-doody did you just say about me, you little witchrooney? I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I've been involved numerous secret mission trips to the Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I'm the top converter in my church group. You are nothing to me but another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which had never been seen before in heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You're going to church kiddily widdily.

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

heh hoh.... a CREEPSTER!!! is guna blow ur homhouse to HEK!!!!!