I saw this guy at a grocery store yesterday. When I came back up front I saw him trying to leave with like 15 Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was professional, like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” He kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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