(YEAH YEAH) PISTOL ON MY HIP I GOT THE CHOP (YEAH YEAH YEAH) BRAND NEW LAMBOURGHINI ♥♥♥♥ A COP CAR... BRAND NEW LAMBOURGHINI ♥♥♥♥ A COP CAR...BRAND NEW LAMBOURGHINI ♥♥♥♥ A COP CAR...

level 69 isn't a dream anymore we're almost there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

level 69 isn't a dream anymore we're almost there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

♥♥♥ guzzled through a dog muzzle

Alright, listen up, adventurers! You've been grinding, questing, and raiding all day, and your gear still looks like it was forged by a level 1 blacksmith. You think you're going to conquer the world of ArcheAge with that junk? Think again. You need the one, the only, the legendary... Hammer.

Let me tell you about this hammer. This isn't just any hammer. This hammer has seen more battles than your great-grandma has seen knitting patterns. It was forged in the fiery depths of Auroria, cooled in the tears of defeated warlords, and polished with the sweat of a thousand blacksmiths. With this hammer in your hands, you don't just repair gear; you breathe life into it.

Your enemy rolls up in their fancy armor? BAM! Hammer. Their ship's about to out-sail you? WHACK! Hammer. Your farm cart stuck in the mud? SLAM! Hammer. This hammer doesn't just fix things, it dominates them.

YUH YUH ! CUBE GANG ! PULLED PORK ON MY ♥♥♥♥ BALLSACK SCENT FILLS THE WHOLE DAMN BLOCK
PREGNANT KARLACH ON RULE THIRTY FOUR DOT COM? B-B-B-B-BOING ! CLEANUP ON AISLE: MY UNDEROOS !