As you can see I've got a Steam felony. This has made it difficult for me to gain entry to some servers, I'm writing this to tell whomever may be checking my profile with a raised eyebrow that I've changed my ways and am a fully rehabilitated functioning member of gaming society.

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any time someone says something idiotic like women are equal to men, just remind them of Shape-ups. the shoes that came with the ridiculous benefits like tightening your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and improving your cardiovascular health. by simply wearing these magic shoes you would supposedly never have to go to the gym. all you had to do was walk around in your Shape-ups and you'd get a toned ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and the pounds would melt from your flabby sack of a body. these were the claims made in television commercials by the maker of Shape-ups, Sketchers.

now who would believe such retardedness? who would believe you could walk around in some magic shoes and that would be the equivalent of going to the gym? women. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb as ♥♥♥♥ women got baited so hard. so much that Sketchers underestimated the demand for Shape-ups. they sold out. they didn't believe women were that stupid. but they are. women all over were wearing these damn shoes.

Hope you never get out of jail. Steam felons should never be allowed to re-enter society.

As you can see I've got a Steam felony. This has made it difficult for me to gain entry to some servers, I'm writing this to tell whomever may be checking my profile with a raised eyebrow that I've changed my ways and am a fully rehabilitated functioning member of gaming society.

I'm that gorilla ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥, I make ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ WET