smegma

cheese with a lil bit of nob

Yuu
Soulja Boy Tell 'Em
Ayy, I got this new dance for y'all called the Soulja Boy
You just gotta punch, then crank back three times from left to right

nob cheese

nob cheese

For the past several months, my love for Syndra has grown rapidly.

I have converted my bedroom into a shrine for my goddess. Now, before I go to sleep, I say a prayer to her, asking her for permission to sleep in her hallowed grounds. And every time, the Syndra praising you ASMR video playing through my headset says: "You've been a good boy, you can rest now." And I snuggle up to my 1:1 scale recreation of Syndra, and then fall asleep in her arms.