Mom found the poop sock

How does it feel knowing that I was genetically lucky enough to be born as one of the few 5% attractive guys in the world who can get any attractive woman? Literally nothing you can do - school, work, career etc. - will help you get laid more than me simply because I was lucky enough to hit the genetic lottery.
Every time you see a gorgeous girl and desperately think to yourself, "I wish she'd give me a chance", I want you to remember that women let ♥♥♥♥♥ like me ♥♥♥♥ 'em without ever lifting a damn finger.
So enjoy your internet points and DnD ♥♥♥♥♥, but in the REAL world - where it matters - you ain't ♥♥♥♥. Hey but at least you got upvotes, right? The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love guys who get upvotes lol loser. Sorry kid, I'm just on another level compared to you.

said he would suck my ding dong for 100 bucks best 100 bucks ever spent

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