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helllo you are an very sexy women !

helllo you are an very sexy women !

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Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's up?
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-- Cheers, Breaking In Is Hard to Do

Sam: What can I do for you, Norm?
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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Emojis are for idiots. Why can't you express yourself properly using words? I hope you do know that prior to the existence of emojis we used regular written vernacular, derived from the evolution of multiple languages over several millennia, to express ourselves. Many thousands of years ago, inferior cultures used similar to emojis in order to express their thoughts (Egyptian hieroglyphics being a prime example that is well-known amongst intelligent scholars such as myself). By using similar forms of communication, you’re proving yourself inferior both intellectually and culturally. Do you want to propagate the diminishing value of our culture? Well, I certainly don’t want to be a part of that, and unfortunately, your behavior is only promoting the devaluation of the culture with which I am forced to identify due to my birthright. So I ask you: please stop using emojis so that we may all become better as a group of people. Thank you.

Emojis are for idiots. Why can't you express yourself properly using words? I hope you do know that prior to the existence of emojis we used regular written vernacular, derived from the evolution of multiple languages over several millennia, to express ourselves. Many thousands of years ago, inferior cultures used similar to emojis in order to express their thoughts (Egyptian hieroglyphics being a prime example that is well-known amongst intelligent scholars such as myself). By using similar forms of communication, you’re proving yourself inferior both intellectually and culturally. Do you want to propagate the diminishing value of our culture? Well, I certainly don’t want to be a part of that, and unfortunately, your behavior is only promoting the devaluation of the culture with which I am forced to identify due to my birthright. So I ask you: please stop using emojis so that we may all become better as a group of people. Thank you.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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This Middle Eastern guy takes a seat next to me. "Do you wanna see a really cool trick?" he asked. I wasn't sure if he was hitting on me or not, but I was bored off my ass, so I said sure.
Then he snapped his fingers and my water turned into wine. "Jesus Christ!" I said. He grinned and said, "Yup, that's my name. And if you play your cards right, you'll be screaming it all night long. You want to get into heaven, you sexy little thing? Well, let me put it this way...the only way to The Father is through me."
I'm not gay, so I was feeling pretty awkward. But after a few shots of some holy spirits, I started to loosen up. And it dawned on me that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity. I would become the first person in human history to bone Jesus- who could pass that up? So I abandoned my friends and went back to his place.

He lit some candles and put on some Christmas carols to set the mood. After a few glasses of sacramental wine, I was ready to go. I tore his robes off and thrust my manhood inside him. The feeling was incredible- it was like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ three people at the same time. "OH, ME!" he screamed in ecstasy. "I HAVEN'T BEEN NAILED THIS HARD SINCE THE CRUCIFIXION!" I blew my load pretty quickly, but he wasn't done with me. He bent me over and whispered, "Are you ready to accept the body of Christ?" He didn't even wait for answer- he jammed his divine rod in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and went to town. I was surprised at how fast he came-but then again, he hadn't gotten laid in 2,000 years, so I could see why. Well, I thought he was finished. He rolled me over on my back and said, "Are you ready for the Second Coming?" and sprayed his holy seed all over my face.
He told to pray to the heavens if I was ever in the mood for a booty call. Still haven't heard back from him, though.

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