Recent reviews by Bernadotte

Jotaro Kujo simulator.

Play in non VR mode. Intimidate your enemies.

"Hey Suda 51, can I copy your homework?"

"Yeah just change it up a bit so it doesn't look obvious you copied"

"ok"

Pros:

+ The game doesn't tell you what to do
+ Great vaporwave world worth exploring
+ Music is pretty good, but you need to find tapes
+ Main mystery is surprisingly coherent
+ Your character is T H I C C

Cons:

- Some key abilities and clues are hard to find
- You spend a lot of time walking exploring
- Dash doesn't change your direction midair (feels weird man)
- Some things are weird for the sake of being weird (subjective)
- Suspects laugh in your face and deny everything (get you revenge later)

Danganronpa has better style. Ace Attorney has better trials. If you like unusual open worlds, vaporwave and investigations, definitely play this game.

Nothing can change the nature of a man

Pros:

+ Great gameplay, easy to learn, hard to master
+ OST by Machine Girl kicks and rocks
+ Main character has Spike Spiegel voice

Cons:

- Writing is terrible, dialogues are pure cringe
- You have to replay a level second time and they "reward" you with a bad dialogue
- Seriously somebody hire a good writer for this game

Go play it if you like fast-paced action and want to be a part of speedrunning community :B1:

From the ashes of depravity rises the phoenix of quality. How else to describe The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe? Such a revolutionary step forward in the lineage of one of the most beloved video game properties of all time! The additions and changes made to this expansion will surely resonate in the annals of the history of all media ever made.

It is perhaps true to say that no mistakes are forever etched in stone, for the stone into which The Stanley Parable was carved has itself been transmuted, offering a message of hope to those who have ever erred in their judgement. You are not beyond redemption. You may change, and you may become more, so much more than you were before.

If there is any message to be taken from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, it is this: What a fortune, a privilege, a joy it is to have had such an experience. It leaves me hopeful that as a community - as a world - There is time for us to become our greatest selves, as great as we ever could dream of in our wildest, most ambitious visions for a brighter future.

Как FNAF, только без скримеров и со смешными шутками. Можно поиграть.

Спасибо, Секиро! Я провел 55 часов вместе с тобой и это было прекрасное путешествие.

Эта игра научила меня многим важным вещам:

1. Твой самый серьезный враг и самый сложный босс - это ты сам, твой живой ум и твои эмоции. Победивший себя одолеет любого врага.
2. Насколько важно присутствовать в моменте и принимать все таким какое оно есть, не давая оценки. Самый жуткий ад создаем для себя мы сами, в своей собственной голове.
3. Кормить женщину мясом вместо хурмы в тайне от нее - ключ к лучшей концовке.
4. Как приятно на последнем боссе узнать что ты все это время играл в игру неправильно.
5. Гениальная красота прячется в простых вещах, которые мы даже не замечаем вокруг себя.

Я рад, что я нашел в себе силы переустановить игру после того как с матом снес ее после очередной смерти от рук мадам бабочки. Оно того определенно стоило. Отличная игра.

P.S. Музыку отключил почти сразу же и играл под следующие миксы:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA9LVzuC7z4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqkOQ46lxj8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oggAWGOdNNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OQl4WTkWTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-LZudHEk7k

He is all that remains of a once powerful nation (showtime)
Right now you're on the threshold of an amazing adventure (showtime)

Best DLC in Steam :B1:

first!
Bring on the spoilers!
omg like totally despair
Chiaki #1 waifu
LOL dude you watching?
I believe in Keebs.
Sakura is my muscle waifu
Viewers get to participate now!
WOW it's on LOL
You can do it, Shuichi!
Kyoko is my waifu
It's onnnnn!
Too bad, I'm a viewer.
Puhuhuhuhu LOL