WITTERY YOURE SO BOOOOOTIFUL

I'm not gay, but I'm Peruvian, and I have a fantasy where Peru invades Chile and Chile has to export femboy slaves to satisfy high-ranking Peruvian officials. I imagine I am a powerful and tall officer with a square jaw and massive muscles. And the femboy is a shy little Chilean with pale skin who comes to my room. I grab him with my powerful arms, I forcefully kiss him pressing his chest against mine. I throw him to my bed with my big arms and tell him: -RETURN THE HUÁSCAR.

dont die in action bae i miss u #killthechildren

+rep my bae...

You are a chicken cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep

*stomps and throws tantrum like a little baby* WAHHHH WAHHHH