Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.
ㅤ* A man goes into a pub with a newt sitting on his shoulder.
"That's a nice newt", says the landlord, "What's he called?"
"Tiny", replies the man.
"Why's that?" asks the landlord.
"Because he's my newt", says the man.
ㅤ* One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.
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oh thanks man! you were right haha

I think I made your avatar too blended in with the background, maybe you'll like this one better.

https://i.imgur.com/rSdnvMu.png

Check your trade offer, I have sent some skins.

Hey my fellow Inside Out fan! I want to give you some of my CS:GO skins but it says you have a trade ban.

U HAVE BEEN VISITED BY A BRAVE WARRIOR OF ISLAM

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U MUST HELP HIM ON HIS QUEST TO DISPOSE INFIDELS, COPY N PASTE THIS TOO 5 OTHER ALLIES……………… OR YOU'RE HOUSE WILL BE BOMBED AT MIDNIGHT…………………