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haha, hey guys, its been a while, how is everyone? good? how about you sharon, how are the kids? and michael, good ol mikey, see youve got a tan there! haha, having too much fun playing golf with this good weather? oh and yes heather i DID see your facebook status, you will definitely see me at that party and you better bring the cherry chocolate cupcakes this time!! and francis, youre dead to me. give my love to april xoxo <3

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Send this BROFIST to 10 people. If you get three back YOUR PEWDIEPIE'S AWESOMEIEST BRO. AND YOU HATE BARRELS,AND LOVE STEPHANO,MR.CHAIR,AND PIGGEH

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Ohhh my god. Ohhh ,y god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH MY GOD. EAYEAYEYAYEAHEYAHEY EYAEAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAS. I FOOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. YEAH. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I FOUNDI IT FINALLY!!!!! YEAH!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT. OH MY GODO. HOH MY GOD. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. TAKE A LOOK AT HTIS EVERBODY. A LIVE SHINY PONYTA IN MY LEAF GREEN VERSION. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I FINALLY GOT IT. OH MY GOD my heart is beating 100 miles per hour. i was listening to my favorite band once again. Sum 41. No Reason. Live in Ontario 2005. after 25968 encounters I HAVE FINALLY GOT IT OH My god corre al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!……QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!! *churns butter very quickly*

MARK ZUCKERBERG

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jesse Eisenberg jesus christ ♥♥♥♥ dude ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Facebook movie ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jesus can you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ believe this ♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ created Facebook and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lawyers and ♥♥♥♥ right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Winklevoss Twins ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rowing the boat ♥♥♥♥ yo ♥♥♥♥ i can’t even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ believe this ♥♥♥♥ have you seen this ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ i just watched this ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ Jesse Eisenberg man

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Spiderman Spiderman you put in the time ♥♥♥♥ put in the time ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ build ♥♥♥♥ with his bare hands ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ best friend ♥♥♥♥ Jesse Eisenberg

No man i’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day ♥♥♥♥ man you have to be so interested in the ♥♥♥♥ i have to say about the Facebook movie ♥♥♥♥ dude i just watched it a year and a half ago ♥♥♥♥ Jesse Eisenberg man he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over Spiderman crazy

Winklevoss Twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack ♥♥♥♥ this guy who invented Facebook i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the ♥♥♥♥ invented Facebook all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the ♥♥♥♥ invented Facebook

Happy birthday!

"Mr. Wright and Godot sit in a cafe. The sun is lingering over the horizon. Nick sips his coffee. It has a deep, rich taste. The two sit in silence, enjoying the moment. The sun looks like it will dip under the horizon at any moment. But the sun still hangs and the coffee doesn't run out. Coffee heaven." -Some random Youtuber

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I am so rich. Goodness, gracious. My, my, my. I am so, very, very wealthy. How many dollars do I have? All of them.

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Come on, I’ll make you coffee (coffee), and a bagel (bagel)
And another bagel (two bagels)
And another bagel (three bagels)
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And another bagel (eleven bagels)
And another bagel (twelve bagels)
I apologize we are out of bagels
Costco sells them in packs of a dozen
i didn’t expect you to eat all the bagels

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ur cute

gay person at grocery store: im buying this for my bf
cashier: ummm are you gay wtf
me: :o
gay person: 8o
baby: if you wanna battle then i’ll take it to the street where there’s no rules take off the gloves ref please step down gotta prove my skills so get down my lyrical dempsey roll about to smack down now gotta shoot to kill and shoot the skill don’y you be afraid man’s gotta do how it feels six to seven to eight to nine ten i flip the script to make it to the top ten go

After 12 long months, Sora meets and holds Lugia for the first time. The newborn creature looks into her mother’s face in amazement. Sora was finally meeting the child he had longed for, and Lugia was meeting the face of the voice that comforted her during those long months.

Possibly Sora’s favorite thing to do with his baby is to play with her. And it seems that little Lugia has found a new toy to play with, Sora’s spikey hair, and Sora doesn’t seem to mind having his hair being tugged by his curious baby. x3

exquisite

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gay person at grocery store: im buying this for my bf
cashier: ummm are you gay wtf
me: :o
gay person: 8o
baby: if you wanna battle then i’ll take it to the street where there’s no rules take off the gloves ref please step down gotta prove my skills so get down my lyrical dempsey roll about to smack down now gotta shoot to kill and shoot the skill don’y you be afraid man’s gotta do how it feels six to seven to eight to nine ten i flip the script to make it to the top ten go

gay person at grocery store: im buying this for my bf
cashier: ummm are you gay wtf
me: :o
gay person: 8o
baby: if you wanna battle then i’ll take it to the street where there’s no rules take off the gloves ref please step down gotta prove my skills so get down my lyrical dempsey roll about to smack down now gotta shoot to kill and shoot the skill don’y you be afraid man’s gotta do how it feels six to seven to eight to nine ten i flip the script to make it to the top ten go

gay person at grocery store: im buying this for my bf
cashier: ummm are you gay wtf
me: :o
gay person: 8o
baby: if you wanna battle then i’ll take it to the street where there’s no rules take off the gloves ref please step down gotta prove my skills so get down my lyrical dempsey roll about to smack down now gotta shoot to kill and shoot the skill don’y you be afraid man’s gotta do how it feels six to seven to eight to nine ten i flip the script to make it to the top ten go

gay person at grocery store: im buying this for my bf
cashier: ummm are you gay wtf
me: :o
gay person: 8o
baby: if you wanna battle then i’ll take it to the street where there’s no rules take off the gloves ref please step down gotta prove my skills so get down my lyrical dempsey roll about to smack down now gotta shoot to kill and shoot the skill don’y you be afraid man’s gotta do how it feels six to seven to eight to nine ten i flip the script to make it to the top ten go

gay person at grocery store: im buying this for my bf
cashier: ummm are you gay wtf
me: :o
gay person: 8o
baby: if you wanna battle then i’ll take it to the street where there’s no rules take off the gloves ref please step down gotta prove my skills so get down my lyrical dempsey roll about to smack down now gotta shoot to kill and shoot the skill don’y you be afraid man’s gotta do how it feels six to seven to eight to nine ten i flip the script to make it to the top ten go

gay person at grocery store: im buying this for my bf
cashier: ummm are you gay wtf
me: :o
gay person: 8o
baby: if you wanna battle then i’ll take it to the street where there’s no rules take off the gloves ref please step down gotta prove my skills so get down my lyrical dempsey roll about to smack down now gotta shoot to kill and shoot the skill don’y you be afraid man’s gotta do how it feels six to seven to eight to nine ten i flip the script to make it to the top ten go

gay person at grocery store: im buying this for my bf
cashier: ummm are you gay wtf
me: :o
gay person: 8o
baby: if you wanna battle then i’ll take it to the street where there’s no rules take off the gloves ref please step down gotta prove my skills so get down my lyrical dempsey roll about to smack down now gotta shoot to kill and shoot the skill don’y you be afraid man’s gotta do how it feels six to seven to eight to nine ten i flip the script to make it to the top ten go

smh - saddling my horse
ham - horse and me
wtf - washing the fetlocks
lmao - love me an ‘orse

if you wanna battle then i’ll take it to the street where there’s no rules take off the gloves ref please step down gotta prove my skills so get down my lyrical dempsey roll about to smack down now gotta shoot to kill and shoot the skill don’y you be afraid man’s gotta do how it feels six to seven to eight to nine ten i flip the script to make it to the top ten go

my turner apocalypse

its the timmy turner apocalypse

WHAT IS HAPPENING ON MY PROFILE

*deletes ur booty-ass comment and slamdunks ur ass in the trash*

my turner

I MEANT TIMMY TURNER

my turner is the worst piece of ♥♥♥♥ in the history of animated cartoons.let me explain this ♥♥♥♥ to you. His only problems in life are his ♥♥♥♥♥♥ babysitter and his parents not paying attention to him. Let me tell you this right now there are kids without parents or who are starving to death and they don’t have fairy god parents or ♥♥♥♥ like that but yet timmy has living parents food a nice bed and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fairies and still manages to be all upset about his first world life okay. okay timmy you piece of ♥♥♥♥. if i knew this kid in real life he’d be dead id punch him square in the face. CHESTER DOESNT HAVE A MOM AND LIVES IN A TRAILER WHERE THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE HIS FAIRIES BUTCH HARMAN. HUH. Don’t even get me started on how much of a mary sue this kid is. yeah he gets bad grades but only because his teachers insane because his teacher lost his fairies BECAUSE OF TIMMY. TIMMY RUINED HIS TEACHERS LIFE AND STILL COMPLAINS ABOUT HOW MEAN HIS TEACHER IS. ♥♥♥♥ YOU TIMMY.

F U WERE FLATENNED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE FOREST CUTTIN & SETTIN FIRE ALL AROUND DA TREE THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
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F U WERE FLATENNED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE FOREST CUTTIN & SETTIN FIRE ALL AROUND DA TREE THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this CHAINSAW to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get WOOD your A TRUE LUMBERJACK

F U WERE FLATENNED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE FOREST CUTTIN & SETTIN FIRE ALL AROUND DA TREE THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this CHAINSAW to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get WOOD your A TRUE LUMBERJACK

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NHMMM. PONKY,.

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HAHA I FARTED ON MY DAD NOW HIS DEAD