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35 of 50 (70%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 2:41pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 3:26pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2016 @ 8:18pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 10:58am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 10:15pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2016 @ 7:35pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 2:51pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 12:20pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 2:59pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 2:40pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2016 @ 12:57am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 11:50pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 2:20pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 5:56pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 11:35pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 5:56pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 11:22am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 10:49am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 2:51pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2016 @ 2:01pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 2:59pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 3:08pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 2:23pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 6:02pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 2:14pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 2:54pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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