Recent reviews by bedmurderer

its great

Inshallah, in 2056, after there have been incredible advancement in the AI industries and transistor and computing technology, we will have real time AI creation and rendering of virtual worlds, complete with AI personas that come with realistic AI-generated movements and voices, indistinguishable from real people.... then, we will be able to simply put on a VR headset... and delve into a beautiful pain-free world full of your own personal harem of anime waifus that pander to your every need, using a platform akin to this one...

but until that day, we'll have to endure these... sorry days...

great

i am writing this review for teardown because i need to write a review for teardown to get badge for nomination thank you

Its a piece of literal ♥♥♥♥ that claims to market itself as "skill-based" when the gameplay at its core is just literally guessing whether your opponent is going to go through with the unblockable or feint to a gb this time. For honor dickriding fanboys will tell you that "AKSUALLY,,, YOU NEED TO LEARN ABOUT A LITTLE THING CALLED REACTION TIME AND READING YOUR OPPONENT" if your games "skill based gameplay" is just who can react faster or who can "read the opponent" (literally just guessing, you cant read your opponents mind) then youre game is a piece of fat stinking sun dried ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I want refund

its good

Hillbilly piece of crap asswater poopenfarten game is what this game is, it claims to be an esports ready "competitive game" however this is completely false and a lie by the ass-sniffing developers. Half of the playerbase are just simply spammers who will repeat the same move over and over, even worse is the fact that it works and is actually one of the best strategies at lower tier. Unless you of course want to perfect the skill of dodging and be precise to the frame with <200 ms reaction time. Props to the pigcrap eating developers for their ingeniousness, you have to perfect dodging and reach levels of esports pro in it to simply counter this strategy any obese loser can do. Even if you care enough about this dogcrap game to do this and you become an esports dodging ninja pro, some characters moves still cannot be dodged and are unpunishable due to the near instant recovery (hattori) so your 100 intense hours of dodging dojo training will still not work against spammers in some cases. Furthermore, this game has one of the absolute worst controls i have ever seen in my entire hardcore gaming career. Half the time that you attempt to do a neutral signature you will do a side signature accidentally, the controls are so shart that mastering them and being able to do a neutral signature all the time instead of an accidental side signature due to turd water controls is a part of the skill curve. No wonder this game is free. its absolutely diarrhea. I am writing this review to ask the developers to compensate me for the 66 hours that i have played this game and in which i have underwent what could only be defined as psychological torture at the very least. All in all, Crap game and absolutely not fun unless youre a sweaty loser and are willing to invest 500 hours into the game.

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