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0/10 can't sex the ralsei

Cool game, very brutal and satisfying. Gets updated somewhat regularly.

This game has taught me one thing: if your friend is getting pounded to death by a walking mixer, start recording it.

WE FIGHT FOR ROCK AND STONE!
10/10

Still holds up wonderfully, despite being over 15 years old. The modding community is also very active and adds even more to this excellent game.
10/10 Would absolutely recommend

This game has filled my Steam recommended with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ porn games.
2/10 was a funny game to have in my library at first, though.

Never-mind, I found out you can hide those kinds of games in the steam settings
10 gazillion out of 10 masterful experience

Damn, this game is good. It's not that long, but it doesn't feel like it needed to be. Overall an amazing game that I heavily recommend, especially because it's free.
9.5/10

I don't care what they say, GLaDOS is real, she is my mommy, and I will never take my pills.

Black Forest Cake https://www.bijouxandbits.com/2016/07/portal-cake-recipe/

Prep Time: 1 hour, 20 minutes

Cook Time: 40 minutes

Total Time: 2 hours

Yield: 1 8-inch round 3-layer cake

Ingredients

1 1/2 cups (3 sticks) unsalted butter, plus more for greasing the pans
3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder, plus more for pans
1/2 cup boiling water
2 1/4 cups sugar or granulated sugar substitute
1 Tbsp pure vanilla extract
4 large eggs, lightly beaten
3 cups sifted cake flour
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 ttsp salt
1 cup milk
Chocolate and vanilla frosting of your choice (buttercream recipe here!)
2 (1.55-oz) chocolate bars, grated
Maraschino cherries
Whipped cream

Instructions

Preheat oven to 350 F. Butter three 8-inch round cake pans and dust bottoms and sides of pans with cocoa powder; tap out any excess. Sift cocoa into a medium bowl, and whisk in boiling water. Set aside to cool.
In the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, cream butter on low speed until light and fluffy. Gradually beat in sugar until light and fluffy, 3 to 4 minutes, scraping down sides. Beat in vanilla.
Slowly add in lightly beated eggs, beating between each addition, scraping down the sides as needed.
In a large bowl, sift together flour, baking soda, and salt. Whisk milk into reserved cocoa mixture. With mixer on low speed, alternately add flour and cocoa mixtures to the batter.
Divide batter evenly among the pans. Bake until a cake tester comes out clean, 35 to 45 minutes. Transfer layers to wire racks and let cool for 15 minutes. Turn out cakes, and return to racks, tops up, until completely cool.
Place one cake layer on a serving platter; spread 1 1/2 cups vanilla frosting over the top. Add the second cake layer, and spread with another 1 1/2 cups vanilla frosting. Top with third cake layer. Cover outside of cake with 3 cups of the chocolate frosting.
Sprinkle with chocolate shavings and top which dollops of whipped cream and cherries as shown.

I love shooting police officers.
10/10