"I sat there... waiting... watching you..." - Mel 2017
"Its alright as long as you dont make contact with the nipple." - Shan 2017
"What does it mean to be a c*ck in the sand?" - Shan 2017
"All weebs speak english." - Kev 2017
"I would rather piss on a girl than eat arse." - Kev 2017
"What is this a tickling stick?" - Shan 2017
"I dropped my jaffa cake and now I'm depressed." - Shan 2017
"I watched a squid Drink coffee I shall go shower with that memory" - Mel 2017
"Do I vape? No I'm a virgin." - Char 2017
"A bow or a boner? Yes to both" - Shan 2018
"It's like having an entire Mel up your ass." - Adam 2018
"Do Giraffes have ♥♥♥♥♥?" - kev 2018
"Why did I pick up a cactus, why was this an option?" - James 2018
"♥♥♥♥ slapping ding dong gina boner bong ♥♥♥♥ inhaild ♥♥♥♥♥ express" - Char 2018
"I can use my pubes to make a c*ck ring." - Adam 2018
"Rhinos are just american unicorns" - Thomas 2018
"Sh^t suddenly you got elegant and had a piano." - Paul 2018
"So basically I got chased by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥... She looked like hulk hogan" - Wolfie 2018
"I'm dying! I have to get to Greggs!" - Adam 2018
"Like if hard is an option I'll have it" - Crashy 2018
"We all know it's for teenage female edgy ♥♥♥♥♥." - Mel 2018
"Is it me or are crabs people?" Ethan -2018
"I'm looking for traps, but I can't find any!" - Cannon
"Why is there a chair ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a microwave?" - Dad
"*Actual panic from my ass*" - HighWayToHeck 2019
"IM AT WAR WITH MYSELF ABOUT A POT NOODLE CRISIS" - Mel 2019
"Snot is like nose ♥♥♥" - Adam 2019
"I have accened you married my daughter." - Syler 2019
"I am choking on my Monster® brand energy drink" - HighWayToHeck 2019
"I need snow globe lube" - Fabian 2020
"To be fair I want to have brunch at a strip club." - HighWayToHeck 2020
"Get out of the ♥♥♥ draw" - Jack 2020
"I'm a bit of a ♥♥♥♥ snob my self, you see." - Wolfie 2020
"What's a nun doing at sea?" - HighWayToHeck 2020
"Have you ever seen a shirtless Mexican at a water park?" - Alex 2020
"Sir there is a ♥♥♥♥♥ on your arm." - Sis 2021
"Are you listening to taylor swift? No that's me, wait thats not taylor swift thats the monkeys"- HighWayToHeck 2021
"You need to nut in the old and eat them. The future is now time to pass the torch" - Adam 2021
"You're missing at least one futa C*ck in your life." - David 2021
"I want my anus rimmed by an emo rock star, yes I do." - Kyle 2021
"My ass smelt like lemons." - Crashy 2021
"man I'm still worried about a Greek dude Makin me do nut noises." -Kyle 2022
"I can't make my ♥♥♥♥ jiggle." - Kyle 2022
"Let me tickle your nipples and your balls will be safe!" - GF 2022
"I would love to be in a mass grave." - GF 2022
"My screen's frozen and theres a ♥♥♥♥♥!" - Jack 2022
"I'm talking to the lasanga!" - GF 2022
"did you say corn or ♥♥♥♥" - GF 2023
"My mum's not a futa" - HighWayToHeck 2024