dw jew g153 is js jealous cuz they ♥♥♥♥ at rocket league

Hey little dude! Remember who runs you. Well, I'm sure you couldn't forget, since you joined Team G153 on Steam! It reminds me of the old saying.. "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.." LOL!!!!!!!!! You're the epitome! We completely ran you off the face of Rocket League. Don't forget it, because I NEVER WILL! See you in 2026..

Dominated you this year just like every other.

Pathetic twerp. Know your place.

RAN!

Your'e completely ran-- PERMANENTLY!

Can't believe we let some one as DOG WATER as you into G153-- WHAT THE H*CK!

lets effff bapis dirty little boy its me the larry bozy baer

Meet me on fortnite bozo ur finna get ur ♥♥♥♥ snapped

*Is in your head*

W-what's that sound??

Oh! A Wild Noob Appeared!
*Noob used Cry!*
*It's Not Very Effective*

*G153 Gary Oak's Step-Dad used OWN!
*It's SUPER Effective!*

*Noob ran away...*

LOL! An exact reiteration of my encounter with this noob in Valorant. Dude was getting clapped up and crying SO HARD like a Good Boy to join G153 after. Sorry kid, I'd offer to coach you, but you're UNTEACHABLE! Keep tilting teammates, Half-Wit.

We run you. Don't hide, don't cower in fear.... We will find you. G153 finds everyone,,, eventually.

(1/1) The Boss has issued an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ decree as of this morning!
Absolutely NO commenting on Noob Profiles. Well... WHOOPS! ROFL! I literally can't help myself when it comes to this little dude!

I don't usually waste my time on twerps, but the fact that this Junior was FUMING and CRYING after flailing around all game long was SO funny. HAHA! Kid was HOPELESS!

(1/2) On behalf of G153, I would like to issue a formal apology. We had new policies and standards come down from The Boss yesterday, and I am here to let you know that our past actions were totally inappropriate.

In fact, I am deeply embarrassed by the state of your profile. It's a downright travesty that there are so many G153 comments here. Especially in light of the news that just came from Headquarters...

(2/2) Yep, that's right! We've been instructed to save the profile comments for Tier 5 Noobs and below. Apparently we shouldn't have been picking on Tier 6 Noobs, who were probably so new at the game they had no idea what they were doing. I am assuming you are a Tier 6 Noob based on the gameplay we witnessed in Rocket League. In any case, my sincerest apologies, nooblet. I cannot promise that the others will stop, but... well... LOL! That's life, eh?

I'll leave you with this. Consider it a professional courtesy. In Rocket League, the goal is to HIT the BALL with your CAR! You aren't supposed to do, um, whatever it was we saw you doing. LOL. G153 owns you.

Twerp. G153 runs you.

**NOOB ALERT**
**NOOB ALERT**

NOOB DETECTED! This maggot is nothing more than ROTTEN FILTH in the SEWERS! ROFL!!!!

Rodent.

**ALERT**
Salty BOZO keeps commenting on my profile, for some reason. LMAO! Guess I'm just WAY TOO in his head! Keep it up, JUNIOR!

Happy New Year lil dude! HAHAHAHA! Don't forget who owns you-- BECAUSE WE NEVER WILL! ROFL! You're hopeless, BY THE WAY!

Say, if you're up for it... want to be coached? LOL! Just kidding -- YOU'RE UNTEACHABLE! Remember who owns you and STAY OUT OF G153'S ELO!

LOL. G153 clearly dominated this little beta in Rocket League 3s last night. You were SUCH a little SALT BOY the ENTIRE GAME! HAHA! Get good, or DON'T PLAY, ROOKIE!

ROFL! G153 absolutely owned his guy in 3v3s... no surprises there. Knew he was a twerp from the moment he entered the lobby. Stay out of our ELO, bozo!

Gosh, the Boss will be SO pleased with our victory... LOL!

♥♥♥

hes most likely gonna try and touch you weirdly if you go near him, be cautious

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