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27 of 50 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 3:27pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 3:52pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 3:21am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 2:32am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 2:59pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 2:32pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2017 @ 12:55pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 12:59pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 2:56pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 12:04pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 2:45am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2017 @ 8:00pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 3:36am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 12:25pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 2:48pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 12:49pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2017 @ 12:54pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 3:42am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 2:09am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 12:59pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2017 @ 11:54am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2017 @ 12:21pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2017 @ 12:02pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 3:17pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 3:01pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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