Recent reviews by BΛMR✪KZ

Scorpions are red,
Sub-Zeros are blue,
got F🤬D by everyone,
perhaps even by you.
So F🤬 that game
and F🤬 you too!?
Just kidding, great game!
Even if I've lost all self-respect because of it?!💀

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
If you hate yourself,
Play 2042.

Wanna have some $hit on your bed? Then you will love Amber Heard!
Replace "bed" with "pc" & "Amber Heard" with "Battlefield 2042"

TL;DR: Maybe good when it enters beta.. maybe?!

You play as a potato who looks like an ugly egg

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