"Your aim is insane." balon said, as he slipped his feminine hand into balustrada's AWP. "Are you trying to get an AWP drop?" protests balustrada, as balkon blushes, boyish figure unbuys his armor before balustrada. "Weak team play, balon." The two rushed B, deeply and passionately, and afterwards balon plants his bomb on balustrada's open site.

saw balon once in a McDonald’s and he was acting strange. He ordered meals for five people but sat alone. When the food arrived, he started eating everything by himself. I asked, "Aren't you waiting for your friends?" He smirked and said, "Sometimes you have to carry the whole team." Then he bhopped out the door. Strange guy...

Yesterday I went to the bank to pay my house mortgage. Just as I was about to pay, I saw balon popflash himself into the bank. He came straight to me and told me “Don’t give the money, just save, the loss bonus is enough for next month” and then he made a skill jump through the window and bhopped outside

is it me or is balkon a bit of a boring player

like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow balkon has 32 kills" but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single balkon kill ?

but try balustrada...u can see the flick i remember a balustrada flick.

I think its hilarious u kids talking about balkon. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

radiator