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This guy has a secret dark life, where he goes under the name Nigil. Watch out for this guy he will ask you to go to the forest every 30 minutes and says don't worry I will make it a good time. Never trust a man named Nigil.

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I accepted a job offer from this guy not to long ago to work as a night guard at this popular nightclub called "Fredina's Nightclub", and boy, let me tell you the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing experience I had working there. So basically, it was this nightclub everyone in town was talking about because the girls there were all robots...or "animatronics", thats what they called 'em. Let me tell you something, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TITS and ASS on those robots, sweet mother of pearl, my love liquor went everywhere in my PANTS when I saw them for the first time. Anyway, the most important rule as the night guard there was you are NOT allowed to ♥♥♥♥ the robots. How do you NOT ♥♥♥♥ them? I mean seriously? I was fired after my first day after I was caught going to pound town with Bonfie in the janitors closet. Guess they didn't like my way of introducing myself. I was later sodomized as well, which sucks. Anyway, if you ever need a job and are desperate need of money, HIT this guy UP. You will not regret it...

I once saw this guy behind a Long John Silvers giving the most elegant yet ferocious head to an Orthodox Rabbi while reciting Leviticus 18:22 in Fuzhounese. Also hes not that bad looking in his blue wolf costume, it really makes that booty POP! Anyway, sometimes I ask him if he is gay and he sweats profusely and makes a very audible gulp and gets a nervous expression and tugs on his shirt collar. Anyway, hes pretty good at games I guess.

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