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Recent reviews by [L]Balmar[R]

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11 people found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
It feels slow and unchallenging.
I think you may enjoy it if you like relaxing games, but in my opinion Two Point Hospital is much better.

In 2PH people literally die, if you fail to optimise your hospital enough.
In 2PC, students... get bad grades I guess?

I had no idea what to do beyond building stuff in the summer and waiting for students to finish learning.
Posted 14 August, 2024.
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89 people found this review helpful
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124.5 hrs on record (71.8 hrs at review time)
My game in a nutshell:
- That game is so chill!
- OH NO OH DEAR OH NO OH NO
- WHY ARE YOU LEAVING?! I DIDN'T NEED YOU ANYWAY!
- OH NOOO, NOT THIS EVENT!
- *clutching to reputation cap*
- phew... That was stressful
- *Replay button*
- That game is so chill!
Posted 28 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
42.4 hrs on record (33.9 hrs at review time)
We did it boys
Posted 28 March, 2024. Last edited 7 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
53.5 hrs on record (51.9 hrs at review time)
The game is a classic. Devs made an amazing job porting the game to the new systems. Works great, there are many mods and improvements. 11/10
Posted 6 June, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
296.6 hrs on record (40.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I was far to the north, the furthest any Norse has ever been.
My swift krave jumped on the waves, as the storm took over out of the blue.
As I struggled to keep the sails intact, I saw a shadow under the water surface.
Suddenly, a gigantic water serpent jumped up and a mighty roar sounded among the thunders.
I set course to catch all the wind in the sails, hoping to escape from the giant monster, however - it wasn't enough.
His fangs started to take the ship apart. I roped the steer, took my bow from the side and fired all my desparation into the beast's maw. In the few moments which felt as eternity, the tables have turned and the monster dashed to safety, however it left my heavily damaged ship in the middle of the ocean and a tiniest scratch could have ripped the haul apart.
Then I saw the most beautiful sight - a land on the horizon! I clutched heavily with each wave which kept me away from the safety of the island. It could only be a miracle, that I made it in one piece.
I landed on the coast of a dense forest, in the middle of the night.
I gathered wood and started repairing my ship, so I could resume my journey as fast as possible.
As I was about to finish, the ground trembled... I could not believe my eyes - A TROLL!
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Those and many more such scenarios could and will be found in this amazing sandbox game. I kid you not. Even gathering resources feels like an adventure.
Posted 6 March, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
37.9 hrs on record (28.2 hrs at review time)
The game is amazing.
You definitely want to give it a try if you are into puzzle games.
Good parts worth mentioning:
* Mechanics are great. Quite easy to learn, yet fun to use.
* There is no best way to solve a puzzle. You can do it crazy fast, tiny or massive and inefficient - all is fine as long as you get your product right,
* The mini game Sigmar's Garden made me stay up late few evenings...,
* The story fits in very well with the puzzles,
* I liked the artstyle a lot.
Posted 11 December, 2020.
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40.1 hrs on record (16.9 hrs at review time)
Amazing, cute, relaxing game.
I love the graphic style and the way the town lives with those little busy guys wandering around.
I can't wait to see what will the workshop support bring to the game :)
Posted 6 April, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
267.5 hrs on record (139.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Najlepsza gra w swojej kategorii. Jedyny minus to fakt, że nie da się do niej usiąść na chwilkę - próbowałem i skończyłem o 3 w nocy :)
Posted 26 November, 2018.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
81.0 hrs on record (32.3 hrs at review time)
Great game
Posted 2 May, 2018. Last edited 27 December, 2019.
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68.9 hrs on record (20.8 hrs at review time)
Best 2 Euro i've spent on a game
Posted 17 October, 2015.
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