Recent reviews by Shiro

Dating sim with dungeon crawling minigame.

Its Date a Live.
I like Date a Live.

9/10
but wait
I am a weeb
so that means
it gets a point for free
10/10

Very interesting experience.

Can't wait to see game where:

• Austria conquers half of germany
  
• Prussia conquers other half of germany
  
• France become Emperor
  
• Spain becomes Emperor after France
  
• Great Britain is Defender of the faith
  
• I as and Arabian nation will be scared to even think about attacking Europa I will either fight Prussian space marines or basically rest of Europa
  
• Oh right Ming is on steroids this game too ... no luck in Asia either
  
• Welcome Africa.. oh .. hi colonies.......
  
  (yeah I am not good in this game I am happy when I finish game on very easy)

SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!

Hope yo will like my poem.


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It's like X-Com but with anime girls.

11/10 would miss again.

So 40 minutes in game and I am scared af already ...
And it's best shooting simulator on the market - seriously ... I can't even hit enemy which is like right next to me with shotgun.

11/10 farmers would shoot into sky again

Okay, so this is my first Saints Row game I ever played and I love IT! And soon I am gonna play SR:The Third for sure.

So, how to describe this game? I would say its like GTA with cheats, that aren't cheats, and whit of a weirdness.
So, you start as a president of USA, but aliens attacks Earth. Then there are 2 "parts" - in IRL and in alien simulation of Steelport city and thats where fun starts. In simulation you fight with aliens and ... some weird ... stuff, like peaople with big heads, upside down walking people.... just really glitched people .... and toilets - "Can that toilet die already?!".
And if you want to fight toilets you need some weapons, right? Well, number of weapons in SR isnt big, but its not small either. You have classic weapons like SMG,pistol,assault rifle, rocket launcher, sniper rifle etc. ... plus you get alien weapons (kinda same stuff, but it shoots lasers ... and its bad) and then you have really weird weapons.... you can tech people how to fly with big Dildo Bat (best weapon EVER! c:), destroy everything aka 'Murica style (EXPLOOOOOOOSIONS!) with weapon 'Merica , or... you can make everyone dance with Dubstep Gun └O┐. And if you upgrade max ammo to max you infinite ammo ... time to destroy a hell lot of stuff!
Then you have superpowers .... yes, superpowers ... super speed, super jump, blast, telekinesis... everyone loves super powers, right? RIGHT?!
I had a lot of fun in this game ... jumping over buildings, running around faster than any car, killing aliens, destroying cars, lots of explosions, teching people how to fly, more explosions, killing Santa Clawz, even more explosions, killing more aliens, doing missions, punching more aliens, throwing aliens.

If you want something from story... play it ... I did enjoy story too.