NO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY TF2 ITEMS BUZZ OFF

There is nothing ahead of us but the Golden Path and our million moments alone. So blind and free. Death makes for a great companion- she is cheerful and understands my imperfect whole.
Four down; one thousand to go. Somewhere out there a lucky person is getting closer and closer to the one most sought after prize in history. We musn't envy. We must endure Sand's End.

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"Oh, but you must travel through these woods again and again..."
Said a shadow at the window
"...and you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time...
But the wolf... the wolf only needs enough luck to find you once."