So one day I woke up as an old man, it was kinda weird but it worked. I walked outside and saw that it was day. So was cool so I sat down on the stair in front of my house. I'm not 100% positive it was my house but whatever, I got around so it was ok, I would use my charm to just talk the guy OR girl (I don't judge) to give me their house. If that failed I had a 9mm on me that really does the job. Anyway that guy is super dead, and I got a really sweet house now, so that's cool. Now I can get all the ladys and the mens at my crib yo. So me and my commies went down to the voting center and spread out commie beliefs with an ak dawg. We went to prison and that really sucked, but now I'm a free man with a 9mm and a really nice house that it totally 100% mine and mine only that I did not take from anyone that I build with my bear hands that does not have any bodies in the backyard under the shed.