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14 of 23 (61%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

I Wanna Dance With Somebody

Discover the secret crack den.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 10:37am

No Way Trailer Home

Finish the same errand with all 4 Dude voices.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:34am

One Side, Gramps

Run over 50 people with the Mobility Scooter.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:21am

Breezy, not sleezy

Get all 10 petition signatures while wearing the drag outfit.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:03am

Holocaust: Part Trois

Reunite with an old enemy, again.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 9:26am

4 can play that game!

Kill 4 fast food Banditos during the Mexi-Cleaner errand with the Fournicator.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Look ma, I'm a HOBO!

Construct your homeless beggar sign.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 1:43pm

And remember, respect is everything!

Reach maximum Heat level with the fuzz and survive.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:55am

Mean Kitty

As Cat Dude, kill 10 chicks.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Yippee Ki-Yay

Kill 7 people at the same time using the Revolver's Dude Eye.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Scooter Tutor

Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finish line with a fully bloodied Scooter.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Dude Vinci Code

Collect all of the Royale Collection paintings.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:21am

Don't forget to wash your hands!

Flush after taking a piss in a toilet.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Can we fix it? No we can't!

Hit all barrels with emigrants during the Border Smuggler errand.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 1:49pm



We still ain't got no budget!

Kill 100 pigeons from thrown cages.

Lynched

Kill all of the Mountain Men while searching for Champ.

Lame of Thrones

Install all bidets in the Wipe Compound without killing anyone.

Highscore, what does that mean?

Beat all high scores in the Scooter Challenge.

One of Uwe's Best

Finish all Rampages (aka Going POSTAL challenges).

Still playing with dolls!

Collect all Krotchy, Kunny, and Larry collectibles.

Roadhouse

Complete the game by only using kicks to kill people.

Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This

Complete the game with no kills.

PISSASSO

Turn 10 toilets yellow with piss.