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23 of 50 (46%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 12:45am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 1:26am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 6:02am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 5:24am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:46am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 3:38am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 6:08am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 12:42am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 5:29am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:12pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:50am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:10pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 3:40am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 6:27am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 6:02am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 9:45am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 12:42am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:18am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:30am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 1:59am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 12:59am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 1:09am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 9:45am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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