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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2020 @ 2:12pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 11:58am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2020 @ 11:59am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 11:32am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 8:39am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2020 @ 9:26am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2019 @ 10:35am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 11:33am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2020 @ 1:35pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2020 @ 9:42am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 8:31am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2020 @ 10:11am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2020 @ 1:11pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 8:02am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2020 @ 6:43am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2019 @ 10:00am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2020 @ 1:22pm

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2020 @ 12:13pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2020 @ 11:46am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2020 @ 11:37am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2020 @ 12:55pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 9:51am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2020 @ 1:23pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2020 @ 1:33pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 4:10pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:22pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:26pm



The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos