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61 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
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6.8 hrs on record
Katy and Bob: Safari Cafe must have been a product of a brainstorming session that ran out of steam halfway. It's a game that manages to combine the tediousness of repetitive gameplay with a narrative that's as thin as tracing paper, and characters whose depth is comparable to a puddle.

The game is advertised as a time management adventure featuring a couple, Katy and Bob, who are running a cafe in the middle of a safari. But the reality of the game experience is far from adventurous or exciting. The tasks are mundane, and the pace doesn't elevate the experience. It's like the developers decided to wrap a dull, everyday job in a safari-themed wrapper and call it a game.

The character development of Katy and Bob leaves much to be desired. For a game that centers around a couple, there's a conspicuous lack of genuine connection or relationship dynamics between them. They might as well be two random people tossed together for no apparent reason. The character interactions are about as stimulating as watching paint dry.

And let's talk about the elephant in the room: the lack of any mature content. I'm not advocating for gratuitous adult content in every game, but when you're dealing with a couple, a little bit of romance or intimacy wouldn't go amiss. Instead, Katy and Bob's relationship is as sterile as a hospital room. There's no passion, no chemistry, nothing that makes you feel like these characters are in a relationship.

The game seems to deliberately avoid any mention or hint of their relationship beyond the bare minimum required to call them a couple. This is not about expecting hentai or any explicit content - it's about wanting to see a believable and engaging portrayal of a relationship. A little bit of depth and complexity would have done wonders for these characters and for the game as a whole.

Overall, Katy and Bob: Safari Cafe is a game that misses the mark on so many levels. It's a tedious, shallow experience that lacks the depth, excitement, and character development necessary for a truly engaging game. If you're looking for a game with a compelling narrative, engaging characters, or even just a hint of a believable relationship, look elsewhere. This game won't deliver.
Posted 19 May, 2023.
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126 people found this review helpful
32 people found this review funny
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18.2 hrs on record
"Northeast Summer" was a complete and total waste of my time. I was really looking forward to playing this game, but it was all in Chinese so I had to use Google Translate to try and make sense of it. It was an absolute chore, and the only thing that kept me from getting completely frustrated was the game's soothing soundtrack.

The game itself was incredibly disappointing. It supposedly had beautiful scenery, intriguing stories and cute girls doing behavioral arts, but none of that was evident in the game. I spent 15 minutes playing it with one hand and that wasn't nearly enough to feel completely fulfilled.

I was also hoping for some sexy anime girls, but all I got was some cartoonish characters that had no personality. They seemed to be more focused on the story than anything else and the story itself was pretty basic. It was nothing like the classic scenes from the East Hundred past that were touted in the reviews.

The only thing that kept me from deleting this game immediately was the fact that it was free, but even then I feel like I wasted my time. I was hoping for a more immersive experience, but all I got was a shallow copy of the real East Hundred past.

I would not recommend this game to anyone. The only thing it has going for it is the fact that it is free, but you're better off spending your time and money on something else. The lack of English translation is a huge downside and the lack of any naked hentai sex scenes was really disappointing. Save your time and don't bother with this game.
Posted 19 January, 2023. Last edited 20 January, 2023.
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144 people found this review helpful
116 people found this review funny
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18.2 hrs on record
I recently purchased VTube Studio and I am absolutely appalled at the quality of this software. I had high hopes for VTube Studio, being a big fan of VTubers and all, and I was excited to be able to make my own VTuber clips and watch them throughout the day to make myself happier.

However, the software was incredibly difficult to set up and use. I spent a lot of money commissioning a very expensive sexy model, but I had trouble with the application detecting my face. The software was not friendly for beginners, and it wasn't even possible for me to use my own model. I just wanted to be a cat, but it was too complicated for me to figure out.

The configuration flexibility that VTS offers is also incredibly limited and not very well designed. It's not easy to make your model behave and move in a unique way, which is what I was really looking forward to. Even the free official Live2D sample models didn't do much to help. It was really difficult to figure out how to make my model move in a unique way. Plus, the sample models weren't even very sexy. It would have been nice to have some more appealing models.

It's a real shame that VTube Studio isn't as feature rich as I had hoped it would be. The application could use a lot more features and improvements to make it easier for beginners to use. I think they should include free completely naked hentai VTuber models so that people don't have to commission their own.

Overall, I'm incredibly disappointed with VTube Studio. It was a complete waste of money, and I would not recommend purchasing it.
Posted 19 January, 2023.
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133 people found this review helpful
93 people found this review funny
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66.1 hrs on record (18.2 hrs at review time)
I have to say that I am absolutely disgusted with this game. I spent at least $500 on it and all I got in return was a complete rip off. It's a complete waste of time and money.

To begin, the gameplay is absolutely terrible. It's a clone of Cookie Clicker, so all you do is click on the screen and wait for bars to fill up. But the worst part is that it takes forever for the bars to fill. Even if you use gems to speed them up, it still takes MONTHS to finish the game. That's an absurd amount of time for a game like this and it's just not worth it.

Then there's the adult content. It's true that there are some nice looking women in the game, but they are all overly endowed with big boobs. There's no subtlety or variety. It's just a bunch of giant boobs everywhere. To make matters worse, there's hardly any nudity. I mean, WASTED 23 MINUTES ON IT AND SAW ZERO TIDDIES. That's ridiculous for a game that's supposed to be about romance. I would have liked to see more nudity and hentai women scenes. Maybe then I wouldn't feel like my money was completely wasted.

The writing is alright, but the delivery of the writing can be really tedious. The art is great and the voice acting is good, but it gets really repetitive. The animation also seems to be paywalled. All of this together makes the game really hard to enjoy. It's like the developers are trying to squeeze every last penny out of you.

Overall, I can't recommend this game at all. It's an evil cash grab game and it's not worth the time or money. Even if you have extra cash, don't buy this game. You'll just end up broke and disappointed. I would have liked to see more nudity and hentai women scenes. I would have liked to see more subtlety and variety in the artwork. Instead, all we got was a game that's slow and boring, and that's just not acceptable.
Posted 19 January, 2023.
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143 people found this review helpful
16 people found this review funny
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I recently tried the game Blush Blush and it is nothing more than a complete waste of time. It pretends to be a game with an interesting premise and cute characters but in reality it's just an annoying phone game that exploits its players with slow game play and manipulative micro-transactions to get you to pay money. It's a shame because I thought the game had potential, but it was all for nothing.

The game centers around a curse that has befallen 12 hot guys and it's up to you to break the curse through love. It sounds like a potentially interesting narrative but it's really just a bunch of uninspired stock stereotypes from jocks, to athletes to academics, to the bad boy and the nice guy. Even though you supposedly have to save these guys, you don't get to interact with them in any meaningful way. Instead, the game just throws a bunch of situations at you and you just have to click through it.

And of course, like all "Free to Play" games, once you get to a certain point you start to hit a paywall. You have to wait real world hours and days for skills to complete or unlock, or you can buy gems with real money in the store. It's pretty obvious what the developers are trying to do and it's a pretty shady way to make money.

To make matters worse, there isn't nearly enough nudity in the game. I mean, if you're going to make a game that centers around hot guys, then you should at least give us some gratuitous nudity to enjoy. Instead, you have to buy the DLC to get any kind of real hentai scenes. It's just ridiculous. I don't know why the developers would limit our enjoyment of the game like that.

Overall, I would strongly advise you to stay away from Blush Blush. It does nothing to reward its players and instead just tries to squeeze money out of them. It's not worth the time or money, so just don't bother.
Posted 19 January, 2023.
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109 people found this review helpful
30 people found this review funny
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285.8 hrs on record (18.2 hrs at review time)
Doki Doki Literature Club is a classic example of "style over substance". The game is marketed as a cute and fun dating sim, but fails to deliver on any of its promises. There's no real story to captivate the player, and the characters are completely uninteresting and shallow. Not to mention, the game is a total waste of time. It takes way too long to get to the "shock value" that it supposedly offers, and I'm disappointed that I invested my time into this game.

What's worse is that the game is completely lacking in any real fan service. When I play a dating sim, I expect to see a lot of hentai scenes, and this game had none. I would have liked to see some naughty scenes with the girls, like a threesome between the main character and Sayori and Natsuki, or a shower scene with all the girls getting naked. But, there was nothing.

The art is nice, I'll give it that, but it's not enough to keep me playing. The music is forgettable and the dialogue is generic, and it doesn't help that the characters are so unlikable. I can't feel anything for them, no matter how hard the game tries to make me.

Overall, Doki Doki Literature Club is an absolute disappointment. The developers clearly put more effort into the aesthetics than the actual game, failing to deliver a compelling story, interesting characters, and most importantly, the fan service that I expect from a dating sim. It's not worth the time investment.
Posted 19 January, 2023.
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114 people found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
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18.1 hrs on record
Anime Standing is an incredibly subpar game that is a complete waste of my time. It's a shallow, incredibly unappealing game that has no content whatsoever. As an anime fan, I was expecting some explicit and high-quality hentai scenes, but the game was so lacking that it barely had anything.

The graphics are pretty decent, with the title screen being the only decent thing about it. The game's settings allow you to adjust difficulty and graphics, but you can't adjust the audio.

The world is incredibly empty and the game will freeze when you are walking, making it nearly impossible to look around. You'll be stuck in a loop of walking around, picking up the odd box or two while carrying some other packages, without any interesting hentai scenes. It's basically a walking simulator.

If you're looking for a game with good hentai scenes, look elsewhere. Anime Standing doesn't have nearly enough nudity and doesn't have anything interesting to offer. I wouldn't recommend this game to anyone. Save your time and money.

Overall, Anime Standing is an incredibly boring game that doesn't offer anything interesting. It's just an empty world with boring objectives and no hentai scenes. I would strongly recommend avoiding this game.
Posted 19 January, 2023.
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117 people found this review helpful
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18.1 hrs on record
My Cute Commissar is one of the worst games I have ever had the misfortune of playing. The artwork is unbelievably bad, it looks like it was created for a ten year old's school project. It's obvious that the developer was just trying to cash in on the lewd game market, and failed miserably.

The game play is abysmal, it's a match three game with some additional elements that make it even more tedious and unplayable. The puzzles are so simple that it's almost insulting to anyone who has ever played a match three game before.

The game also lacks any real content, the only thing that the game offers is a bunch of ladies in the background either with full clothing or completely nude depending on your level. I found this to be extremely offensive and tasteless. It felt like the developer was trying to pander to some perverse hentai audience, with no regard for the game's actual content.

I also found that there weren't nearly enough nudity options. The game was lacking in any real risque elements. There was no real hentai artwork, and the nudity options were incredibly limited. It was almost like the developer was too afraid to add any real risque content to the game.

All in all, I would highly advise against purchasing My Cute Commissar. It offers nothing in terms of content, and the gameplay is extremely dull and uninspired. This game is a complete waste of time and money and should be avoided at all costs.
Posted 19 January, 2023.
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148 people found this review helpful
68 people found this review funny
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18.1 hrs on record (18.1 hrs at review time)
I recently had the misfortune of playing the game "Hentai 3018". I was expecting a decent hentai game with a decent amount of nudity and sex scenes but I was sorely disappointed. This game is literally the simplest achievement-spam imaginable. All you do is stay in the main menu, wait for the achievements to unlock, and then alt+tab out of the game. I was expecting to find some kind of interesting hentai content, but what I got instead was a bunch of boring achievements.

I'm a big fan of hentai and I have a few favorite genres like Yuri, Yaoi, and Futanari, but unfortunately this game lacked any of those. It also lacked any kind of nudity, which was a huge letdown. I mean, if you're gonna call it "Hentai", then you should at least include some risque content!

The only thing I can give this game credit for is the custom achievements. The developer allows you to post artworks and titles in the discussions and they will be implemented into the game. But even this is not enough to make up for the lack of any real hentai content.

All in all, I would not recommend this game. It's not worth your time or money. If you're looking for a decent hentai game, you should look elsewhere.
Posted 19 January, 2023.
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104 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
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18.1 hrs on record
Football girl is an absolute abomination of a game. It is clear the developers have not put in the time and effort to make this game even remotely enjoyable. The gameplay is unrefined, with slow and painful dialogue that is often cut off for no reason and fades to new scenes before dialogue has a chance to finish rendering. It's almost as if the developers have no idea what they are doing.

The graphics are mediocre at best. The titlescreen looks okay, but it’s unclear what each icon does. You can adjust audio and language preferences from the gearbox icon. The “play” and “upload” icons are used for playing the game; the upload icon seems to change in usage after beating the game.

Overall, this game is a complete waste of time. I can't believe I wasted my time playing this game. There isn't even any nudity or adult content, which is a total let down. This game is incredibly disappointing, and it should not be recommended to anyone. If you are interested in this game, I'd suggest waiting for the developers to fix the bugs and release a patch.
Posted 19 January, 2023.
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