Ghosts are real and I know this because I have proof. When I was eight years old my uncle was visiting and he and I had to share a room. I woke up in the middle of the night and I had something covering my face and dribbling down my chin. Since I'd seen every episode of The Real Ghostbusters I immediately knew it was ectoplasm.

I then woke up my uncle only to discover the pesky poltergeist had pulled his pants off of him while he slept. I explained what had happened and his eyes got really wide. He said "It's not what you think." I said "I think it's a ghost" and he said "Never mind, it is what you think." He then said we shouldn't tell my parents what happened because he didn't want them to get scared.