+rep awesome dude, glad to be friends!

Gary come home

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Princess Eridi-Chan~

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Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

💦💦♥♥♥♥ me hard ❤️daddy💘❤️💦💦💯👌👈 I want your 😜😜gigantic ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆 in my 🌟✨princess hole,👌👌👌💖 and I want you to 💥💥slam it in and out😍😍, ♥♥♥♥ me good,💦💦💯💦🔥 I want you to 💗🌟hold me down😇😇 and ♥♥♥♥ me👅💦👋🍑 until I can't take it anymore, 🔥🔥then keep going 💖daddy💖😊😊. By the time you're done,💦👌👈👈 I want your ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆 to be 🔥🔥raw and throbbing💦💦👅, and all my holes filled😊😊😊

Dude it took me like half an hour to read that and understand it

Hewwo thewe X3 my name is Moonfiwe and I'm wunning fo' Pwesident of the United States :3

Fuwwies wo'ldwide have been unduh-wepwesented XwX and I am hewe to change dat OwO. I am wunning as' the Fuwwy Paw(HEHE X3)ty, and Geowge W. Bush wiww be my Vice Pwesident (Yesh he is a fuwwy too :3) Why should you vote fo' me? It's simple X3! Fuwwies awe a minowity, with wittle pawitical powah. X3. We wiww make being a fuwwy MANDATOWY, and not liking fuwwies wiww be PAWNISHABLE BY DEATH. We wiww spend govawment funding awn making machines dat can make YOU YOUR FUWSONA FOWEVAH X3! We wiww estabwish PAWmmunism acwoss the USA and take ovah the WO'LD one countwee at a time X3. I considah myself a pawdewate Democwat, BTW. And we wiww make FUWWIES GWEAT FOWEVAH. EVWYBODY WIWW BECOME A FUWWY WHETHAH THEY WIKE IT O' KNOT. VOTE FO' ME FELLOW PAWTWIOTS

When ⏱ my daddy 👨🏼 spanks 👋🍑 me I get moist 💦 I get moist!💧

When he 🍆 gives me cummies ☔️ I rejoice 🙌 I rejoice! 🎉

🎵Oo°°oOo°h yes! 😸 my 😋daddy 👨🏼 he's the best! 🔝 I love ♥️ to ride him 🚴🏻‍♀️ cowgirl🤸🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️ so I squirt 💦 upon he chest 💪

Mm҉̱̪̮͖̣͕m̤͕̹ḿ͎͔͖̠̹M̪͎̦͖ͅM̙̹̥̥̮̭M͈ when he 👨🏼 hit 👏 that spot 👌 I scream! 😵 I scream! 🍦😩

Hnngggg Hnnggggggg Hnnnnggggggg Oh yea! x3

Oh my god! I remember all the good times we used to have as kids ^_^ we used to play that game where you would blind fold me and put things in my mouth and I had to guess what they were. I was never able to guess what that long curved rod was, it would always squirt that thick, creamy stuff in my mouth. It was really big, it used to go all the way down my throat. You would get it out everytime! We also played Capture the Castle, where we would build little forts and try to capture eachother's. Whoever lost was taken prisoner by the other, and I remember you used to tie me up in the dungeon! You used to tell me, "Now its time to explore your castle secrets" and then torture me by putting things in my holes, and it made me feel so... weird... guess thats why its called torture. You would call me your c...♥♥...♥♥♥ slut? Yeah! Thats it! We had so much fun as kids, I have to go now, but I hope I can see you soon! It was great to see you, big brother <3

I love you daddy

Im daddy's ❤ little fidget spinner when daddy feels horny he lifts me up☝️ and puts me on his huge ♥♥♥♥ and I spin and spin whirrrrrr I get so dizzy but daddy keeps spinning me untill I squirt⛲⛲ leaving me all wet and his cummies are all inside me god I'm such a spinny dizzy little slut for daddy!

Baba Ganouj recipe

Ingredients
1 medium or 3/4 of a large eggplant
1 large clove garlic, grated or finely minced
1 lemon, juiced
2 Tbsp Tahini
sea salt
optional: 2 Tbsp fresh cilantro, parsley or basil, chopped
olive oil (for roasting)

Instructions
Preheat oven to high broil (or medium if you have the ability) and position a rack at the top of the oven.
Slice your eggplant into 1/4 inch rounds and sprinkle with sea salt and place in a colander in the sink to drain any excess liquid. After 10 minutes, rinse slightly and then pat dry between two towels.
Arrange on a baking sheet and drizzle with olive oil and a pinch of sea salt. Roast for 5-10 minutes, turning once or twice, until the eggplant is softened and golden brown. Remove from pan, stack and wrap the rounds in foil to lock in moisture – wait 5 minutes.
Peel away most of the skin of the eggplant (a little is OK) and add flesh to a food processor. It should be soft and tender and the skin should come off easy.
Add lemon juice, garlic, tahini, a pinch of salt and mix until creamy. Add herbs last and pulse to incorporate. Taste and adjust seasonings as needed. I added a bit more tahini and another pinch of salt.

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If you are a beautiful strong Mujahideen, someone will put this in your comments.
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How could you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheat as a headcop?! Unbelievable

-rep: Kidnapped my entire family, forced them to work as drug smugglers
+rep: Gave me a cut of the profits
-rep: Lied about the profits
+rep: I am now a business partner and shareholder of Erid's Pharmaceuticals

Hey!

hi :3 0W0

oWo!

rawr xd

-rep dumb jew

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u now hav de ♥♥♥♥♥ pass 2 20ppl or die of explosiv diaryha

+rep good trader :-)

p.cool femgamer if u ask me

Great RPer.

Thanks for the help but I also seem to be seeing people in blue suits now that supposed to happen?

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Heyyyyy.
So.. that pink uniform, what's the story with that? XD
(Sorry, please don't kill me..)

"QZ RP- The Malicious Manor" ayy lmao I kek'd

u have been visited by le evil skin thief of doom
if u dont give me all ur skins they will become rotten and disappear from your inventory

bob jon did not do this and lost all his ksins

Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?

What are those commente????!!!

-rep offered me bdsm session for unsual

-rep offered me blowjob for a weapon

+rep will swallow for hats

haim shellyy

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u got le ddosed send this BIG DDOS to othr 10 ppl on ur stem friend lsit or u will be ddosed for 30 mintues
u got warded, jon didnt do it an now hes offlnie

+rep good rapiest as CP =3

+Rep Yuri intensify

+Rep Fast trader!

ahhla gever

+rep, good, smooth trader

+rep, great trader. xD

+rep fair trader, easy negotiation