Recent reviews by Shultz

There was time where I would defend video games as an art form. How playing a good video game is like enjoying a good book or watching a good movie, instead of being regarded as a waste of time. As I grew older, I began to lose a little bit of that wonder I had for video games when I was a child. I began to love video games less, and instead became more cynical and bitter to any games that I encounter, whether it be triple AAA or indie. When Cyberpunk 2077 came out, a game I thought would rekindle my love for video games and bring the industry to greater heights, I was met with nothing but sheer disappointment. Cyberpunk was the straw the broke the camel's back and I disavowed being a gamer once and for all. At least, that's what I thought. Before I closed my steam browser to uninstall, I spotted *NEW* SCUFFED EPIC BHOP SIMULATOR 2033 (POG CHAMP) on the steam store. "What is this?" I thought to myself "Some sort of sick joke?" I installed it anyways, thinking of getting a good laugh at the medium I once held with high regard. A nail in the coffin, a last reminder that this industry is truly dead. What I found instead was an experience that would change my life forever, not just as a gamer but as a person as well.While most video games protagonist will default to Generic Human #24254 or overly design Anime Waifu FOTM, BHOP SIMULATOR takes a different approach. You play as a cylinder-like character with floating hands, whom I've decided to call Pillsly thanks to his features resembling that of a pill. Pillsy character design is so iconic, it rivals the likes of Plumber man who jumps or Blue Rodent who goes too fast (I'm sorry, I forgot their names). Pillsly must traverse through dangerous terrain, each level testing the skill of the player and presenting challenges that seems impossible at first, but with a little perseverance and luck, he/she will pull through. If you were to tell me the soundtrack in this game was a long lost piece of Mozart's I would be incline to believe you, as there is a no better fitting word to describe it other than a Masterpiece. While there might only be one song, one song is all I need to be immersed is this wonderful world of *NEW* SCUFFED EPIC BHOP SIMULATOR 2023 )POG CHAMP). I have this song looped in the background on my speaker in my every waking moment. Thank you Scuffed Dev Team. Thank you Chris Shanez. 8/10 will recommend.

A completely amazing open world rpg. The graphics might be really outdated but the potato faces are pretty charming. Would recommend.

You guys really going to disrespect historical legend Jackson Briggs? The dude single handedly ended slavery and stopped racism with his robot arms. smh rest in peace Jax 1619-20XX

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Soothing game to play before bed

This is the WoW killer we needed.

it's a game about letting cats in and it's a sin get them out of my house

♥♥♥♥ this game. I finally beat a level and died by a little girl after killing like 20 million cops come on blizzard get your ♥♥♥♥ together. r8 8/8 no h8 game of the year

This game blows nuclear ♥♥♥♥. I didn't feel like I was an independant woman who doesn't need a man.When I see Role Playing Game, I expect to be an independant woman who doesn't a man not a dependant woman who may or may not need a man.

I give this game a 9/10
Give it all your money.

OI M8 LIKE CAW OF D00DS EXCEPT MORE NOSCOPE 10/10 WOUDL PLAY AGAIN