So sometimes i like to put a bit of peanut butter on the tip of my weiner and balls and I let my roommates dog lick it off, and one day when his dog was licking it off my balls my roommate walked in and started to yell at me and kicked me in the balls, and I said like wtf dude and my roommates responds with "get tf away from my dog you disgust me you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting piece of human ♥♥♥♥" and I respond back with "wth man I didn't do anything wrong tho?" And so like was I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ here?

+rep hawk tuah spit on that thang

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

- wep dis guy is witterwally sigma and erm lets just say he's teaching me his ways