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-software launch parameter

peak, имба even.

runs like garbage after the stupid 1.6 update or whatever

Honestly not worth it. I bought it due to nostalgia sake but there's so little to do that it should be worth 4 dollars, not 9. The flash version had soul, this one doesn't.

for the game itself, it's an absolute classic; but for some reason ever since the "enhanced" version released, it has gotten super laggy to the point i can't even play in 1080p anymore without it dropping to 30 fps.

The first game I ever played, still holds up pretty well. Fun and challenging.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

Great 16-bit graphics, nothing else to say.

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

The player movement is great but the gameplay is sometimes BS and rage-inducing so that's what brought it down to good.

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

The music is LITERAL peak. The sounds are also good too, I guess.

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

Age rating.

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

Everyone should have a PC that's better, or just like the requirements. It's the BARE MINIMUM for PC gaming nowadays.

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

It's 500 mb, if you don't have that, then why are you trying to buy this game.

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

This game is meant to make you ANGRY, and on purpose. (obviously) A lot of stupid traps are in levels but they aren't too bad after you die to them a couple of times. It's just memory at that point.

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

The story is alright.

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

The game is pretty short, maybe 2 or so hours, but the difficulty really raises it by a lot. But I have played and beat this game before, so it wasn't that much of an issue.

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

It's 10$ USD. You should be able to buy this if you use money responsibly.

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

Haven't experienced any in my gameplay but I bet there's some.

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Challenging, but very fun and good for the price. I recommend this to anyone who likes platforming and shooting enemies into a bloody pulp. The level and boss gimmicks were creative and THE SOUNDTRACK. The soundtrack is the disputable best part of the game and made up for the countless deaths and rage. So, buy this if you're interested.

---{ Author }---
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peak, but apparently an edited image of a game map is somehow """"""""stolen""""""" from somebody on the workshop.

2 hours for a dark background