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such a pwetty profiles <3

@all balls

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Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! "Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift." Oh...12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay...

hahaha
bold of you to assume it just won't get worse

this year is gonna be hot garbage

awoo

Happy New Year homie

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wolfy you didnt give me a 2021 merry christmas message on my profile wtf???

-rep friends with lain!!!!

Darn, I have to unfriend you man. The schizos from /vg/ are coming for me. Love you brother.

sorry man I don't have time to play video games anymore

Unga bunga Yuel player but also a cool guy.

Merry Christmas, Have a lovely Day

I hope you have a very merry Christmas as well

Donkey, they're just pumpkins!

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Shawn , you cant throw around the word simp outta context and expect to be taken seriously. This is part of the reason Veronica won't come back. That and the fact you scream "IM PICKLE RICK" in bed every time

What do you suppose Dizzy's smell of the game smells like?

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*stutters* h-hi gorgeous

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

I'm like the Dio to your Johnathan. Except I'll actually succeed in replacing you.

The first time I saw you I couldn't take my eyes off you. In school I was always there for you when ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you dated treated you with 1% of the respect I have for you in 1% of my heart alone. I always offered to pay for your lunch even when you were dating other guys. When you wanted to go out because an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had broke up with you and you needed to take your mind off it and I was busy I made time for you, but I also respected you when you were busy. In tenth grade when I masturbated for the first time I didn't think of pornstars like other guys but I thought of you. At prom you were the only one I wanted to take but you went with a douche who had asked another girl before you. That's the reason I didn't go because I couldn't go with you. I never told you this before but you've gone as far as you need to with all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you date. I'll be the last guy you ever date. Because we will never break up. A brother wouldn't do any of this but that's what you call me?!?!?!?!

sorry but my mommy said i have to go to bed

I called you a h o m o
>:P

u r the gay
>:)

+rep Is a better dizzy than me

I have been staring at your picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on Steam and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.

The benefits of penis-typing far outweigh the drawback of it being slower. First of all, you're standing instead of sitting for hours. This is much more healthy. Standing desks are available as well. Second, it excorcises muscles that you normally dont use, and even strenghtens the penis itself. This actually aids in preventing erectile disfunction later in life.

There are special penis keyboards (penboards) on the market that have larger keys for this practice.

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I finished my errands. Can you please give me back my penis? I need it

Can you hold my penis for me? I have to run some errands, kthnxbye

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Do not tell me to piss off. I am actually your Guardian Angel and by telling me to go away, your soul is filled with hatred and anger.

Yup ;)

cute

cute profile

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thanks fam

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on second thought yeah grow a pair you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jew

whoops wrong profile srry

grow a pair you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jew

♥♥♥♥ YOU

Shut up.
The Dreamcast was ahead of its time. ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Listen here you little ♥♥♥♥, I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill you if you ever think about talking trash like that to me again.
Got it memorized you faggotass piece of garbage?
GOT IT MEMORIZED??