Babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

Hello Sir. I am reaching out to you on behalf of Prince Ikumbwe Chukwu of Wakanda. As the sole beneficiary of his last will and testament, you stand to inherit a sum of 55,931,819,032.50 Nigerian Naira. Please reach out to me at your earliest convenience with banking information so we can transfer the money to you.

Thank you,
Chidiebube Abubakar
Chief Financial Executive of Wakanda

Hello Sir
I noticed you have en extra copy of the Canabalt in your inventory. Would you like to exchange this for steam wallet with marketable items like 2x Mann Co. TF2 keys (roughly 4€)
If interested just send me an offer
Thank you!

if you're a huge platformer fan like myself, i highly recommend Dustforce DX. controls can feel clunky at the start but once it all clicks that game will suck you in.

meow

Walurs.