Recent reviews by Avi the Raccoon Enjoyer

I haven't laughed about how a game can be so bad for a long time.

Pyrite Heart doesn't have tens of hours of gameplay as some of the other visual novels, but it doesn't really matter. It actually suits me much more, as I can't focus on VNs when they take too long.
There aren't many choices in the game, it should take you about 3 hours to go through all of them.

Where this otome VN shines, is in an adorable story and beautiful art. Where can I find so attractive people? I want to know. I want my own Ryuu or (and? :>) Kenta.

Also, the hug pillow (size of the images is 1800x5402 by the way) is one of the cutest pictures I've ever seen.

QWOP with next-gen d*ck AI

✓ You need only left + right buttons
✓ Multiple procedurally generated levels
✓ Different stages in a level
✓ Nice bright colors
✓ Awesome soundtrack

Sounds familiar, huh? Now even better:

✓ Multiple endless modes
✓ LOCAL CO-OP for every mode
✓ Death counter

TL;DR Super Hexagon with local co-op and more awesome stuff.
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Dark Souls with a better music.

Explosions: The Game

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Ikaruga as a platformer with great music, you can't go wrong with this.

Depression can be incredibly destructive. Some of you know really well how it makes everything worse. You don't enjoy things you liked. You don't want to do anything, it doesn't make any sense to you. In some cases you want to die to run away from your depression.

This game... or an interactive story... is about this.

Don't go to the roof. Life is cool.