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Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.
11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking♥♥♥♥♥♥ We're looking to move in together in October.
>We both laugh and I unzip his pants
>Park the car while fondling his balls
>Friend is laughing because he knows its just a joke
>Start sucking his ♥♥♥♥ in the empty parking lot
>Almost choke on his ♥♥♥♥ because im laughing so hard
>Friend is also laughing his ass off
>He starts making train noises whilst yelling "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO"
>He ♥♥♥♥ and i swallow it all like some stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>Kiss my friend and call him a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ whilst laughing
Gotta love playing pranks on my friends.
yet?
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
I haven't had time for tobacco since.
-- Arturo Toscanini
The wise and intelligent are coming belatedly to realize that alcohol, and
not the dog, is man's best friend. Rover is taking a beating -- and he should.
-- W.C. Fields
Bloons TD5
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……………… …*•○♥○•*…
……………… .*♥♫♀♂♫♥*’…
………..……*♥•♦►♫◄••♥* …
……………*♥☺▬♥☺♥▬☺♥* …
………….*♥•♥▬#♠ ♥#▬♥•*♥*…
…………*♥♫♥♥▬♫♥ ♥♫▬♥*♫* …
………*♥☺♥☺♥♫*♣♥♫♥☺♥☺ ♥*…
…….*♥♣♫♥♣♥☺♥♫♥☺♥� �♫♣♥*…
…….*♥♥☺♣♥♫♥♥♫♥☺♥♫ ♥♣☺♥♥*…
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………………….๑۩۞۩๑…
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(¸,·´ (¸*♥Merry Christmas &
Happy New Year ♥〃´`)
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merry christmas 2017
"To IBM, 'open' means there is a modicum of interoperability
among some of their equipment." -- Harv Masterson
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🖤💜💗💛💛💛💗💜🖤
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have a nice weekend