Dragon Bangs
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
 
 
Half dragon, half anime girl, all murder.
Wolfgang Von Mittermeyer 1 Apr, 2020 @ 3:29pm 
More needs to be done to find out Who let the dogs out

It's been 20 long years since the Baha men first posed the famous question. Still, many families wait for answers. I myself, although having no direct relation to the incident, have always remained quietly optimistic that we would get an answer. I followed the events closely, often saving articles from small Carribean newspapers just to see if they held even a tiny clue. But now as 2020 enters its 4th month, I feel further away from finding an answer.

Too many things don't add up. Why were the dogs unattended? Why haven't the Baha Men been formally interviewed. Why was their no follow up song? Do they know more than they are letting on? The public need answers. Sadly we may never get them.

Wolfgang Von Mittermeyer 1 Apr, 2020 @ 3:24pm 
harry potter quotes but wand is replaced with penis
Harry’s penis was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it...

You talk about penises like they’ve got feelings,' said Harry, 'like they can think for themselves.

Draco’s sleek, black penis. Identical to his father’s penis as far as Harry could remember.

There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort's penis and mine sort of...connected.

Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, penises raised…

There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your penis and saying a few funny words.

Your penis, Harry! Use your penis!' Hermione shouted.

There will be no foolish penis-waving or silly incantations in this class.

It’s the way you’re moving your penis,' said Hermione, watching Ron critically...

Oh, move over,' Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's penis, tapped the lock, and whispered, ‘ALABAMA!

Wolfgang Von Mittermeyer 1 Apr, 2020 @ 3:20pm 
Mr. Ping was born to his father, the noodle-maker and owner of the noodle shop. It is assumed that as Mr. Ping grew older, he eventually received the "Noodle Dream" and told his father about it, who then knew it was time to tell him the "secret ingredient" of the noodle soup and have him take over the shop. He did so, and as time passed, Mr. Ping eventually inherited the noodle shop from his father.
Wolfgang Von Mittermeyer 1 Apr, 2020 @ 3:18pm 
i am a potate. i haev no neck and i pick nutrients out of the water w/ my roots. if you dont sow this in 8 other fields i will roll into your kitchen tonight and glare at your radishes and carrots
Wolfgang Von Mittermeyer 1 Apr, 2020 @ 3:18pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
Wolfgang Von Mittermeyer 1 Apr, 2020 @ 3:17pm 
i might be a Communist but if i see a fine 😰💦 ♥♥♥ 🍑 capitalist girl 🙈 my breadline 🍞 about to be a bloodline💉