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Now 1500 hours in, I have something new to say about the game.

This game is best played as an MMO. Go in expecting to dedicate long hours grinding and farming just like any MMO. The dev team seems to think that it contributes to "content".
The people in the game behave just like an MMO as well, there are fun loving players who will help you out, most will straight up ignore you as you pass by each other. However, there will always be some that delight in just ruining other people's day.

That said, it's still worth a try, especially if you enjoy MMOs, pretty planets and graphics and sci-fi. Just be prepared to sink a lot of time into the game.

So, last I wrote a review about PAYDAY 2, it was after the Black Market Update and Overkill seems to have redeemed itself. Thus, it is only fair that I review this again.

The gameplay is amazing though I would recommend playing with your friends who actually know what to do then risk playing with strangers who may have no clue what a tazer is. The Graphics for this game is pretty decent and the voice acting is complete (except poor Wolf because his voice actor left Overkill)

Although there is weapon skins with stat boosts to give you an advantage, stat boosts can be obtained through gameplay. Futhermore, the stat boosts seem to offer negligible bonuses. The skins do give PAYDAY 2 an economy though which is nice.

A few complaints I have with this game is that the game is not very well optimised. The game's file size is very large and each update download takes forever. It has also started lagging me recently though partially due to my aging computer.

There is also a ton of DLCs for this game. Some are more important than others and doing heists without these DLCs increases the difficulty significantly especially when dealing with specials or large crowds.

TL;DR Worth a try, but buy during a sale.

Rated tem outta tem.

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I bought this game for the good soundtrack, I wasn't dissapointed.
PS Toby, gimme Deltarune already ><

It's cool I guess.

Best roguelike and RNG simulator 2015
Get ready for the following:
Bombarded by three missiles in a row despite having moderate dodge.
Getting breached by every missile diespite it specifically saying LOW breach chance.
Missing all your Flak cannon MKII shots.
Getting crappy underpowered weapons every run.
Titanium steel casing and Rock plating never resisting damage.
Enemy crew somehow manages to kill your crew despite your crew having higher melee stats.
Always getting your important systems hacked.
Getting hit while cloaked.
Enemy lazers setting your ship ablaze.
Pulsar ions always targeting important systems.
Defense drones never working as intended

This is why you should play this game.

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You might think that Terraria is just 2D Minecraft. However, they focus on different aspcts of the game. In Minecraft, one is encouraged to explore, find new biomes and dig around underdround for diamonds. Terraria is focused more on the RPG elements. You would gather better weapons, armor and tools and fight tougher and more challenging bosses. I would encourage Minecraft players to give Terraria a try and Terraria players to try out Minecraft.

Portal 2 is an amazing puzzle game that continues where Portal left off. The challenges are pretty fun with interesting new concepts introduced such as the gels and light bridges. The story is also quite interesting and they created an entire backstory for Aperture Science and how GLaDOS came to be.

Co-op mode is also well designed encouraging teamwork and communication. I cannot count the number of times my friend and I killed each other in the most hilarious manners by accident.

The only gripe I have with the game is the lack of cake. (Oh and lack of replayability)