15-19

Weiner Wednesday

I cannot feel my knee...

yo

lemme guess, pizza

shuddup

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin.

You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

WARNING!!!!DON'T RP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Club Penguin) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥ing and i pulle out my♥♥♥♥♥♥♥(5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out♥♥♥♥♥♥
GIRLS DO NOT♥♥♥♥♥

LOL this is a guy, sorry to get your hopes up. they got a pp

lol sorry boys this is definetly not a girl LOL YOU SIMPS ACTUALLY GOT JEBAITED

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play cs:go sometime its a really cool gun game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx

+rep nice voice changer :D Hope I can play with u again, mr. johnson (age 69)

is mom dropped him as a child

Bruh this ♥♥♥♥♥ had the audacity to call me a ♥♥♥♥♥ for FRUIT when she's literally Hurrem Sultan incarnate.

💎🌽 "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ ô¿ô HAVE FUN! ♠ HAVE A BALL| 📒🎄💙🍖 SUPER* 🚕⛳🍇🌸 i think you are going like your new game, ^ↀᴥↀ^ 💃🚙

This trap has one of the largest schlongs I have ever seen

9 inches(soft) to be exact

Also the comment below is correct

She likes 30 year old men

I agree with the statememnt below.

This woman has the biggest ♥♥♥♥ ive ever seen.

red lips and rosey cheecks

WILL YOU REMEMBER ME STANDING IN A NICE DRESS STARING AT THE SUNSET BABEEEEEEEEEEE

I am Pro CS GO Player signing your Profile

+rep. Amazing person overall. Would queue with any day, unless I got homework

Is not trap +rep

She is pretty good at CSGO. Would que any day ;). XD lol

-rep nerd

Succ

You just dun go around rick rolling people x3