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Вовремя мне дроп подаст
В нужный миг поможет мне...
Бросит под ноги хае,
Криво флешка полетит
И не так засмочен мид
И совсем инфа не та
И аркадит без стыда!
Он прострелит дверь и стены...
Попадет тебе в колено!
Все равно его не брошу...
Он - тиммейт! И он - хороший
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-- Tim Hahn
🤥
grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.
🤑
"World domination. Fast"
(By Linus Torvalds)
🤗
All dwarfs are by nature dutiful, serious, literate, obedient and
thoughtful people whose only minor failing is a tendency, after one drink,
to rush at enemies screaming "Arrrrrrgh!" and axing their legs off at the
knee.
(Guards! Guards!)
😍
"Everyone's head is a cheap movie show."
-- Jeff G. Bone
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FORTUNE REMEMBERS THE GREAT MOTHERS: #5
"And, and, and, and, but, but, but, but!"
-- Mrs. Janice Markowsky, April 8, 1965
😱
Horner's Five Thumb Postulate:
Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
😪
Taxes, n.:
Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get
an extension.
🙁
"OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard."
-- Dr. Joy
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