Recent reviews by henry pissinger

pros: features a cave
cons: the cave is not a natural formation

final score: cave

Too addictive. Just when I think I'm out they pull me back in for one last job day.

Depsite only having a measly 150 hours of playtime, I bought this game at launch. At the start it was bug riddled, the stealth mechanics were not up to scratch, and really; the game felt unfinished. A lot of features were missing which were promised from the start. Despite that I stuck with it for about 100 hours before giving up. I have since come back to the game and really got into it again, a lot of bugs have been ironed out, new heists added, the game feels less grind-y because of an exp boost. What I'm trying to say is, this game has come a long way from the start and feels a lot more like a finished product. I wish it was like it is now on release.

I really love this game, it has been the last release I have got hyped about for a while (ignoring the Survivor 2299 disappointment). The devs actually listen and put out fairly frequent updates which is bloody unusual for a company to do these days. If you see this game on sale, definitely buy it. Grab your mates and have a blast.

Funny, short, but satisfying. These are things the Stick of Truth and my penis have in common.

I did everything in eight hours, so paying £7 for eight hours gameplay really isn't worth it. Wait for it to go on sale, then knock yourself out.

I played this game to completion several times on the Xbox 360, 100% achievements, the whole shabang. I think the fact I bought the game again for PC, says a lot about its quality. It also says a lot about me; an idiot.
The story is great, as is the gameplay. If you see the GOTY edition on sale, definitely pick it up. Go on. Do it. DO IT.

I read some of those review type things before buying this game, and all of them said this game was too short. Honestly, I barely thought about the length of the game because of the sheer entertainment value. The main story line probably isn't as long at SR3 but the side quests will keep you occupied. You should probably buy this game if it goes on sale. Or don't. Do want you want man, that's like your opinion.

I came here for fortresses but I can't even see them

for some reason this trampoline simulator has mutants in it

it's okay.