Recent reviews by ShiestyVert

WITH THE NEW UPDATE, I CAN FINALLY BUILD A PENIS THAT IS ROUN====D

So i started playing this game, I didnt know anything about rtses. I was just playing a casual game vs an ai.
I watched a bunch of tutorials on how to play.
I built a ♥♥♥♥ ton of nukes and launched them everywhere on the enemy planet.
Nothing happened
After about 3 minutes of continuous nuking, I saw a lander com to my planet.
I though this as nothing and ignored it.
A fab bot came off of the lander and started building a teleporter
Thought of it as nothing, continuos nuking.
after about 5 more minutes of nuking, the most massive army i would ever even think about imagining just splurged out of the teleporter.
I didnt have many soldiers, just nukes
nuked all of my own planet and destroyed just about all of my structures
but the enemy still had ONE sniper bot
the bot killed my commander due to range advantage

11/10 ~ Would nuke again

Day 1 Hour 1

As I am typing this, 10,000 prisoners are on their way to my small prison. I though it would be a good idea to change prisoner intake on the files list to 10,000.

they dont stop coming will report later.

Day 1 hour 7

Currently only 600 prisoners flood a single area i put them in not sure what will happen after 1000.

still nonstop will report

Day 2 hour 5

1000 prisoners flooded my prison now and many of them managed to get their handcuffs off
building a wardens office and chief of police to get armed guards

2manyplzhalp will report back

Day 3 hour 17

Nearing 2000 prisoners now, built 1 shower and all the time is shower time

only half of them want to go to the showers and they are all crowded at the door (turned off misconduct for now)

will report back

Day 4 hour 12

2000 prisoners now my computer cant take it much longer as they are all cramed in the shower
when i look near the shower i get -32 frames

will try and report back

Day 4 hour 19

have hired about 60 armed guards hope this will be enough, majority of them are in the showers
all I can see in the shower is white bubbles of unhappiness, prison is at max danger level
going to turn off misconduct and open fire

rest in pasta

Day 5 hour 3

built water pump station next to a generator started fire
game broke

10/10 would accept 10,000 more