Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
ㅤ* A bloke walks into work one day and says to a colleague, "Do you like my new shirt - it's made out of the finest silk and got loads of cactuses over it."
"Cacti", says the co-worker.
"Forget my tie", says the bloke. "Look at my shirt!"
ㅤ* Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!

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