Recent reviews by Astrocriminal

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Real review below ranking:

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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This game is just so good. It was just sitting in my library unplayed as I remembered already finishing it about 3 years ago. I adored Portal 1 and replayed it constantly but didn't want to pick this one as it's a lot longer. But when I decided to give it another try, I was blown away. The graphics are beautiful, as any other source game but the style is what hit me. I loved Portal 1's style, that orange-ish and dark atmosphere with souless white offices and at first I wasn't sure if I would like the ruined style more. I was wrong. The ruined/overgrown style was so good. Really makes you wonder how long this place was unmaintained. When it was rebuilt by GLaDOS it looked even better than the Portal one. Modern, slick, black&white walls with a slighly blue light really worked great together. When we as a player character fall into the abandoned & old sections of Aperture Science, we enter a new style of building made out of rusty & muddy steel with echoes of the old worlds. How the old & new Aparture connects really gave me the chills.
Now, the sounds & music. The music is phenomenal that quick sci-fi music of old Aparture Science sounds great. I swear I could listen to it for hours. The quick techno music of action scenes was also great, really speeds up the atmosphere. Mike Moravsky did a great job with making music to Portal 2. Sound design was also very very good. From the lush overgrown sections, to abandonded depths, every single sound fit the scene. Nothing was out of place and made it feel real. VA's did also a great job. I would also listen to them for hours.
Level Design.
I remembered that Portal 2's puzzles were a lot harder than Portal 1's were and I found that true. It starts of easy, teaching players basic test elements and there is a very good proggresion of difficulty. For the most part I didn't find them frustrating or boring. They didn't feel too easy too. Just a perfect level of difficulty.
Story.
Man, the story. The character proggresion and how the story speeds up is perfect. I almost genuinly cried because of how good it is. They did a good job. As much as I would love more levels to complete, I think they made a good choice to wrap up the story and not make a third game or more (can't wait for Half Life 3 guys).

So these are my thoughts, I may have made some mistakes but I wrote this as good as I could.

This game is awesome, many cool modes to play, really good graphics and intresting mechanics. However due to the EA app (why does it turn on if i bought it on steam?), my cpu gets overloaded and I simply cannot play the game. EA app is the most useless service thing someone made. It doesn't help at all and only creates problems.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
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---{ Author }---
☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

I love this game. It might seem complicated at first, with a lot of people complaining this game is imposible without wikipedia, but that is completly not true. There's always something to do, to explore or fight. Not suprisingly there is no performance issues. It's almost perfect in any aspect. The only time I got bored in this game is when I finnaly beat it:(

This game is almost perfect in every aspect. The world is just perfect to explore with a lot of biomes and creatures around the corner! I had little performance issues. I do not recommend it for people with a Thalasophobia, sadly this game isn't for them. You can sometimes get lost in what to do next but you can just go in a random direction and surely you will find something. 10/10

This game is similar to Subnautica but it has a lot more of original and fun features perfect for multiplayer and singleplayer playthroughs! I highly recommend it. This game has a clear progression and its hard to get lost in what to do next. Even if you travel to the same place many times, it looks diffrent than the last time. It's usually very calming.

Cool graphics and all but it's too short. Ik this is a prologue but I expected more. I found a bug where if you crouch on your right of the place where you get gravity gun it will make you crouched even tho you lef the area and it will make you clip through floor. But overall 9/10 :)

I haven't played enough to leave an full opinion. It's very good.

It took 8 YEARS to finish this mod? I'm waiting for part 2, if it's in plan. The voice acting is great, story even better and test chambers are as good as in original. Soundtrack is great too. I could say that it's better than the original but without Portal this wouldn't be a thing. Love it!

This was one of the best games I have ever played! The story is unique and somewhat funny. The ending was great, not predictable but I don't want to spoil. The playtrough is about 3-4 hours but it's good. It has like cartoonish/ Team Fortress style. You should definitely play it!